Um Michael Sam Has No Time For Grindr (Whats Wrong With U?)

tm1ipsylozgvzigghqqxthis entry is going to like a game of “clue”.
“it was michael sam,
in the alleged master bathroom,
with the pipe!”
i’m not going to say anything.
i’m sure you will tho.
^that pic is the hypothetical first clue.
okay so michael sam,
was caught in a selfie penis love triangle.
the “love” being that everyone kinda loved it.
well his agent,
cameron weiss,
had this to say about all the confusion (via gawker)…
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Michael Sam Has Some Alleged Peen Leakage From Grindr?

SAMPEENLEAkso whenever someone tells me they want to be a star,
from a pr perspective,
i always ask them,
“what secrets do you have?”.
ive had the straights confess they had dick pics,
cooch pics,
and even sex tapes out there.
michael sam,
the resident gay pre baller wolf,
seems to be getting exposed left and right.
the f-bi was on it this morning while i was at the barber shop.
popwrapped nabbed a picture of his alleged naked picture from his grindr account.
uh huh!
this is def 18^,
nsfw,
and “not for straight eyes”
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I Met Him On Grindr and He Robbed Me

tumblr_mxh5qguTRc1qcrgoro1_500don’t front because if you ever saw whoever this is on a chat site,
like grindr or jack’d,
you would be at his crib with no drawz on.
“you ain’t got tah like craig.
you ain’t gotta lie.”friday.
the problem with chat sites is THAT could be what robs you.
sometimes going as far as murder.
an f-bi sent me a disturbing story (and a warning) that i had to share…
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Jafar From Aladdin Just Happens To Be On Grindr

tumblr_msk6dwJCPC1qb2csoo1_400disney villans on grindr?

tumblr_lf1u396eQX1qcfba3o1_500my childhood is ruined… kinda.
so i saw this today on tumblr and screamed.
i always knew jafar was an old perv with his.
he is a light skin exxotical so i predict a ton of hits.
too bad scar died before his profile was dug up.

lowkey: princess jasmine would make a hot vixen in real life.
she kinda reminds me of kim kardashian.


just less annoying.

The Agony, The Ecstasy and The Jack’d

ohgodyesmeet your new  @_________.
nice.
very nice.
i always knew you had good taste.
well you both met on jack’d by accident.
he hit you up on some ol, “was sup”.
you replied, “nada”.
he opened his picture and you nearly fainted.
i’m sure he did the same as well.
ya’ll agree to meet up to see if it’s really real.
it is!
well on some “new-new” shit,
you both actually got to know each other.
of course you would have smashed,
but you wanted to try something new.
well at the end of the nite,
you both agree it to meet again soon.
the end?
nope.
well why “come” later on you go on jack’d and he is still online?
hell why did you go back on?
welcome to the new dating.
or “damn do you have dick adhd”?
sure you may meet a good person (out of all the hoes) on a phone site,
but are we programmed now to always be available?
i had to wonder…

Have phone “locate my ass” apps ruined dating?

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Stick Your Nose In Those Butt Cheeks and See Where It Gets Ya!

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exploration can be an interesting learning experience.
vixens usually explore inside a wet and juicy pussy to see if they like it.
sometimes they do.
sometimes they don’t.
some straight wolves end up being “something” in our world.
ya know,
just to see what all the hype is all about.
sometimes they stay.
other times they run the fuck out.
it only has positive results if you go into it with no expectations.
let’s not even talk about the disaster if things aren’t what you imagined.
star fox had an interesting experience today….

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