god works in mysterious ways.
i was feeling lonely and was two seconds from making a jack’d account.
i was feeling real “being mary jane” today.
i was gonna sign up to look for my “thomas jones/cutty buddy”.
well one of the f-bi stopped me in my tracks with this story.
^that baller wolf was the reason i’m not anymore.
check this story via the ny daily news…
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did you brush your teeth?
did you wash your face?
did you take a shower?
did you put your clothes out for tomorrow?
pack your bag?
good boy.
its time to hear a bedtime story!
one i will talk about tomorrow.
this is the story of a fox who realized gay sex sites are not the wave anymore.
well for him anyway.
hooking up is so yesterday,
or it is it?
well one of my f-bi sent me this story written by lester brathwaite.
it was seen over at mr obnoxious.
lets get into it shall we…
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imagine if ^that unlocked his pictures on jack’d?
what about grindr?
i don’t know about you,
but “ratchet jamari” would have already made up his mind.
“we getting the pipe tonight!”.
and i ain’t had none in a while too?
i’d be looking forward for that to lay on top of me.
well thats the problem with that “look”.
some of them could be jackals in wolf fur aka “the killer”.
well i won’t lie and say i wouldn’t be up for the pipe laying myself,
but after a vix-bi sent me this…
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“d4d” meaning “death for dick”.
yes everyone,
add another “online hook app gone wrong” to the foxhole archives.
this time it involves the victim,
dino dizdarević,
and the online app of choice,
grindr…
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i bet your tail you sit up if something like ^that hit you up.
shidddddddd.
since the economy is so bad these days,
and the republikkkans turned off unemployment,
a lot of riff raff will be doing “riff raff like” behavior.
innocent people on various social media platforms.
“stick you for ya cream and ya riches
zsa zsa gabor,
demi moore,
prince diana,
and all those rich bitches” – no time, lil kim.
i mean we have talked about the dangers of grindr on many occasions,
but it seems to never get old.
an f-bi sent me a story of a grindr hook up gone completely wrong…
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why do hyenas condemn others for the same scandals they are hiding?
beats me.
let me re-introduce ex republican territorial senator for puerto rico,
robert arango.
well he “was”,
keyword,
anti gay.
well the “was” quickly shut the fuck up when all his “cum fuck me” pics were exposed from grindr.
like so…
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