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dial “d” for “don’t look for dick online anymore”

welp.
chat and sex sites are officially canceled.
the criminal hyenas have realized how to target gays,
especially the ones who are dl.
a foxholer sent me two more stories about robbery and murder…
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even in death, aretha franklin will be seen as a queen

even in death,
aretha franklin will still be the queen that she is.
for the next day,
you can view aretha’s body at the charles h. wright museum of african american history,
in her hometown of detriot.
she pulled up to the building in a 1936 laSalle:

and was brought in my pallbearers,
who wore white gloves,
in a gold casket fit for a queen:

according to “the daily mail”,
she will have about 3 costume changes before her funeral…
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Braylon Edwards Shows Us What New Muscular Arms Can Do For You

BRAYLONDRUNK… a few too many dranks bray?
braylon edwards got some new arms so he wanted to show them off this weekend.

any regular baller wolf would wear a wife beater or go shirtless.
no my foxhole friends…
bray bray decided to get drunk and fight in the detriot skreets…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (7)

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studs in detroit beat up these fems because they hit their car.
the following made me want to hire security

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X Marks The F0x: It’s 3:40am. Do U Know Where Your Baller Is?

What happens when you go drive to a park at 3:40 in the morning?

One could say you couldn’t sleep and went to talk about your problems.
Maybe even listen to some of the latest music on the radio.
Better yet, get twisted and watch the stars on the hood of the car.

But….

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