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and another one!
LOL.

FOX MAIL

What’s the word, Jamari?

 I just wanted to stop by and say thanks for posting “The Foxy Rules of Getting a Sponsored Lifestyle.“

Actually, I took that post for more than just talking about how to get a “sponsor,” and saw a lot of ways where you can just improve on being a down-ass Fox.

More than that, you gave a lot of advice about knowing your own self worth.

I always respect a hustler, and Jamari, my blog/lifestyle Guru, you are just that.

I was wondering if you planned on doing any follow up posts
about how to conduct yourselves in certain environments?

What do I mean by that?

Well, I’m very new and very green to this lifestyle having just graduated from college and just now getting my feet wet.

I’m always wondering how you’re supposed to act/conduct yourselves in different environments.

For instance, I feel you’re saying be laid back, BUT, you’re also saying make sure you get noticed.

Just curious if you could elaborate!

One of your newest/biggest fans….

MY ANSWER…

She can turn shit to sugar, can’t she?
She can put a zombie on bath salts on tv and make us buy whatever it is selling.
Drool.
Finger.
Whatever lol.

The Kim stans are rejoicing today!

Their queen has made nice with another queen…
…and her loyal subjects are about to riot.

Continue reading “I Need Kris Jenner To Do My PR for The Foxhole” →

… although could they have Beyonce, Jay Z, and Kanye on the nominees list anymore?
And why don’t they just hand the award to Nicki Minaj?
WTF is up with that Video of the Year category?

Jamari is lost.

Continue reading “I Want To Go To The BET Awards 2012!” →

Oh but make no mistake…
I know what this is here...

Continue reading “MEAT (132)” →

I can picture you in a black leotard and high heels.

You have 2 other dancers next to you.
Your smile is infectious.
As you adjust the wedgie out of your butt cheeks, you get into position.
1, 2, 1, 2 3…

… if you are going to do it, at least shave those hairy legs.

Seriously though, we all grew up with the impression we would be married one day.
Some of us watched our parents live a fairy tale life of wedding bliss.
Well, some.
Others watched a single mother busting her ass to make sure her kids were fed.
But as Foxes, Wolves, and Hybrids our dreams of marriage look kinda bleak.
Wolves do not want to get tied down.
Foxes and Hybrids want an emotional “ring” to make them feel complete.
In a world where sex comes first and a relationship is a question mark,
can a Fox really get married?
Would a Wolf actually want to cuff a Fox or Hybrid with two simple words with a priest behind them?
Or, is this all just a cute little fantasy to play with toys?
I had to wonder…

Is gay marriage impossible?

Continue reading “If You Like It, Don’t Just F*ck Me Good! Buy Me A Ring!” →