everyone meet “theesupaman”.
so one of my email favs sent me a video from him titled,
“5 things wolves want foxes to know”.
so i decided to watch it and of course,
i had my trusty britney gif armed and ready because i knew the antics were coming.
um so his whole list was about fuckin?
okay so no disrespect to him,
but i think he is a doofus and i’ll tell you why.
clearly knows it and gets around.
that whole video was:
“if i plan on fuckin you,
know what i expect when you hit me up.”
…and that’s fine.
i’m sure his tribe of thots need to be trained accordingly.
so upon listening to his foolishness,
i decided to make a list of my own.
i’ll call it…
5 THINGS AN ATTENTION WHORE WON’T UNDERSTAND
1 – know the fox that you signed up for.
well they never know.
i’m sure they are use to everyone dropping their drawz for over 3,000 followers.
well ya know what?
some foxes actually want to get to know your dumb ass.
it would help if you knew how to separate a “thot” from “a not”.
straight wolves seem to know that concept very well.
gay wolves tend to lump everyone in the same category.
if i’m not initiating a sexual convo,
it doesn’t mean i’m corny.
it just means that i want to be different than what you’re use to.
usually these types have zero conversational skills and want you to do all the work.
sadly a foreshadow in other areas as well.
2 – know how to have a conversation beside sex.
how was your fuckin day?
how was work?
was an boss an asshole today?
lets talk about your family…
are you close to them?
do you have siblings?
what was it like growing up in your household?
what are your goals?
are you planning on being a oversexed loser?
what do you want people to remember you by?
if you have issues with knowing how to have a convo,
this book is an excellent start:
you can pick it up ( x here ).
i own it and it’s awesome.
3 – if you drop off the face of the earth,
expect people to wonder what happened.
nothing worse than thinking you met a good wolf and he straight ignores you.
grow some balls and say:
“hey i’m not interested.”
its not that hard.
i’ve said it to plenty of wolves that i wasn’t feeling anymore.
they respected my honesty.
the person is blowing your shit up because you have “options”,
you didn’t end it respectfully,
and you treat everyone like a number.
also there is nothing wrong with having friends.
sure you may not be interested today,
but you don’t know what the future holds tomorrow.
well you mess with thots so…
4 – why don’t you take the time you are all about sex to try something different?
i know its hard,
but lets try something new.
how about going on a date?
going for some coffee?
seeing what this person is like?
hell do these people even like anyone past a week?
it seems like everyone is so built on sex in this life,
they forget how to treat the “right” person when they show up.
plus his number “4” confused me.
sounded like the description of a young thot.
5 – sex is better when it doesn’t come easily.
anyone can get on jack’d or whatever,
find someone to fuck,
and go at it in a alley or club bathroom.
passionate sex from someone you really like is sooooo better.
the build up.
the big throw down,
ya heardz me??
sadly sex is so easy nowadays,
and thots do damn near EVERYTHANG,
that what does it really mean anymore?
what makes my throat and hole different than username “suckdik4happymeals”?
shit i could swallow it all and he tells me:
“oh this one dude i met did it last year after his grandmama funeral.
we met on jack’d during the wake.
he also drank my pee and ate my shit as well.
damn i gotta call him.”
well at least “theesupaman” gave us a wolf perspective.
even if i rolled my eyes a few times.
take his dossier as a red flag.
his social: instagram