…well i didn’t say it.
there maybe truth to it tho.
according to some vixens i know/talk to,
some straight males can’t really fuck.
“let me explore each part of her walls with my penis”
“let me see how hard i can bang her head off”
most straight males seem to do the latter.
slapping on the ass
asking “you like this shit?/is this my shit?”
and telling all his friends who she is sprung off the dick
that don’t mean you’re good in bed.
it means you might be an abusive dickhead.
gays and bis don’t laugh.
we’re not too far behind.
there was a study that i read recently that confirmed it as well.
this is what the shortlist had to say…
Here’s a bit of news that will probably shock no one except the very people it’s about – straight men are the worst people in the world at sex.
We’re not just talking about the 16-year-olds who have no idea what the fuck they’re doing with it all either (you probably know what we mean here), nope, we’re talking about all straight men. Yes all men. We’re all rubbish at sex, compared with every other group, anyway.
This is according to a new study of 52,600 people which aimed to explore the “orgasm gap” (like the gender pay gap, but for banging) between people of different genders and sexual orientations.
The study found that straight women have the fewest orgasms, with 65% saying they usually climaxed during sex.
And what makes this worse is that the group that orgasmed most was… straight men, with 95%. So yeah, that stuff about straight men being lazy in bed really isn’t a myth.
i can believe it.
vixens know what vixens want.
weird that some gays don’t.
gays are notorious for fucking like they just got out of jail.
don’t even get me started on the dl wolves up in your hole.
some of them be using their pipes like a jack hammer.
most males in general fuck like they are jacking off or “let me hurry before i get caught by my parents”.
it’s all about getting theirs than the other person underneath.
or in front.
or on the side.
you get the idea.
the best sex i ever had was from a one nighter years ago.
he was this sexy ass wolf i’ll never forget.
pipe was a sleek all black mushroom cut.
we were both attracted to each other heavy.
he would be a great contender for a “meat” post.
he fucked me like he been studying “sex” for years.
ate my bunz
changed rooms to my couch
picked me up
asked me what i liked
knew when to go slow and when to speed up
had me asking myself “how the fuck did i get upside down?”
had me asking myself, “why am i sucking his dick upside down?”
it was amazing and i’ll never forget that pipe down.
he never sent me one nude or a jack off video.
this is why i’m not impressed with those.
it’s shows me how YOU pleasure yourself.
a big dick or lots of nut doesn’t tell me if you gonna fuck me good.
it just tells me that you like to touch yourself on camera.
learning how to fuck is an art.
it’s not watching a porno and emulating what you see.
its more than that.
i don’t even know if i’m good at pleasing a wolf,
but i’d love to learn.
its a shame most of us are just getting fucked…
…and not in the good way.
low-key: this wolf has learned the art of fuckin’…
that looks like that “delirious dick”.
the type of dick you think about days after you get it.
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