The “If You Had A Coochie In This Situation” Question (1)

Screen Shot 2016-06-21 at 9.52.14 PMsoooooo…
i saw this video and had to ask myself:

“self.
what would i do if i had a coochie in this situation?”

so as you know,
or didn’t,
the cleveland cavaliers won the ’16 championship last weekend.
of course,
they decided to celebrate.
they went to las vegas to get turnt.
“bodega meat” baller wolf,
j.r. smith,
decided to take his bottle of champagne and…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDHzNMwvZws

200-83if i had to break down the two types of coochie:

classy coochie
ratchet coochie

if i had “classy coochie”,
i probably wouldn’t even be there.
if i did happen to be there,
he would already know by my face i wasn’t the one.
however if i was “ratchet coochie”,
i’d tell him pour that on my twerkin’ butt cheeks,
  pop my coochie for a goon,
and then let him fuck me completely stupid in the pent house suite for 7 hours.

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i might have had “ratchet coochie”,
but i need to be fucked on nice sheets.
i guess that’s when “classy coochie” would kick in.
so foxhole i had to ask

Was it disrespectful to pour champagne on that snow bunny?

lowkey: j.r. smith has really come up over the years.
he use to look like he smelled of “black ‘n’ milds” and “county checks”.
i saw him in a different light at the “2015 nba allstar style”:


NBA All-Star Style by jwbt123

i became a believer.
lowkey.

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Author: jamari fox

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16 thoughts on “The “If You Had A Coochie In This Situation” Question (1)

  1. She did not seem to mind. If she likes it, then I guess I love it lol.

    Now Jamari, don’t hop on JR now, y’all weren’t checking for him before lol. JR is now married as well and has been for a while, he has gotten it together.

  2. I probably would’ve knocked that damn bottle out of his hand. Like, stay yo drunk ass over there… Not to mention he’s not all that cute

    1. Me neither, Diggy. None of the Cavs do it for me.
      I would’ve been wherever the Warriors were…looking for Andre Iguodala to give him some sympathy coochie! LOL

  3. Think this night I would be apart of the ratchet clan, sign me up and take the key. It would be the one exception, beat it up like Mike then lemme get some room service breakfast in the morning

  4. She seem surprised but then again would he have done that to another guy standing there is the real question. Sometimes that misogynistic behavior pass because it seems like it’s done in fun.

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