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janet has me filled with emotion today

i need more money.
like,
for the lifestyle i should be living,
corporate america aint cuttin’ it.
i should be able to travel at a moments notice.
begging “mommy” for a day off is not how i want to live.
so one of the foxholers sent me the best news today.
it involves janet and the city of las vegas
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when your neighbors don’t call 911 when you’re being stabbed

you can live in a neighborhood,
for many years,
and know nothing about your neighbors.
sometimes,
you know them because of all the ruckus they cause.
other times,
they’re so quiet,
you forget they even exist.
well this gay couple learned their the hard way about their neighbors.
it took one of them getting stabbed with broken glass to realize.
a vix-bi sent me the following story and well…
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The “If You Had A Coochie In This Situation” Question (1)

Screen Shot 2016-06-21 at 9.52.14 PMsoooooo…
i saw this video and had to ask myself:

“self.
what would i do if i had a coochie in this situation?”

so as you know,
or didn’t,
the cleveland cavaliers won the ’16 championship last weekend.
of course,
they decided to celebrate.
they went to las vegas to get turnt.
“bodega meat” baller wolf,
j.r. smith,
decided to take his bottle of champagne and…
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Nicki Minaj Is Now Filled With Wax

vbhmlgolbr1xjjxnqepcthe jokes are there with that statement,
but god is trying to work on me.
nicki got her very own wax figure at madame tussauds in las vegas today.
check how they did her…
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Songzbird Has Pubic Hairs On His Face

i like my songzbird like this:

Trey-Songz-Spring-2012-GQ-Spreadmaybe even this:

trey-songz-chapter-v_TheLavaLizardhe was spotted at haze nightclub in vegas and i had to ask,
“what the hell is this?”

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f0xasks: Would You RIDE This?

well a different kind of ride….
an f-bi sent me something asking me if i would hop on and ride it for 5 minutes?
um…

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