Maybe I am high on my own supply.
Maybe I need to lay down and this horrible joke will be over.
Maybe it is April’s Fools.
Maybe I haven’t woken up and I will be soon from this nightmare.
Maybe… Maybe…. Maybe Devin has been kidnapped by his evil twin brother, Kelvin!
Kelvin is jealous of all my attention towards him and wanted revenge!
… and then he says that the reason he looks this way is because he felt for
girls and women with alopecia due to chemo.
I BLAME GOODELL FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!!!
I never thought in a million years Devin Thomas,
Daddy to those who follow me,
would be in a Baller Woes and Low Blows and Side Eye of Death category.
Can this nightmare be over soon?
I will be referring to him as Kelvin Thomas until the REAL DEVIN THOMAS gets this RIGHT!