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The Perfect Storm

W7HyaVf“that lupita reign just don’t let up”.
that is actually a dope picture tho.
so everyone realizes lupita nyong’o is “it”.
told ya’ll.
well they trying to get halle berry out and lupita in as “storm” from x-men.
it’s so bad they even got a petition ready…

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The “Claudette Ortiz” Question I Have

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is it me…
or does claudette ortiz resemble a younger halle berry in her face?
ive been wanting to ask this out loud for a minute.
every time i watch her on r&b divas: la,
i come to this conclusion.
i think claudette is a stunning vixen.
happy to see her getting some shine on this show.

photo credit: vibe vixen

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How To Be Private and Shock People When You Finally Tell Someone

i don’t know if you heard,
but michael ealy is married.

he managed to pull the wool over many vixen’s eyes today.
of course, she isn’t black and the sistas are having a fit.
i heard he wasn’t attracted to black women anyway so…

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KELVIN THOMAS!? THAT AIN’T NO DEVIN THOMAS!

Maybe I am high on my own supply.
Maybe I need to lay down and this horrible joke will be over.
Maybe it is April’s Fools.
Maybe I haven’t woken up and I will be soon from this nightmare.

Maybe… Maybe…. Maybe Devin has been kidnapped by his evil twin brother, Kelvin!
Kelvin is jealous of all my attention towards him and wanted revenge!

Yeah.
Tha-That’s it…

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