Julius Peppers Has A Deformity

DAMN!
He was FIONE in college!
I wonder how much pussy he was getting?

Those arms….
Those lips…
That everything…

…but that inside shifting kookamunga penis scared me.

65 thoughts on “Julius Peppers Has A Deformity

  1. Life is what we make it, right? You work to live the life you want to live. You try to surround yourself with people who have a place in your heart. Why not go after love the same way? If you see/meet a guy you are interested in, why not spark up a conversation or ask him out? Why not pay since you are the “suitor” this time around? I’ll admit, it is hard trying to find a special guy who meets your standards, regardless of how low or high they may be. Straight people face the same struggles. Don’t be fooled by what you see on TV. The same BS is experienced by all. Same script, different cast. Guy meets girl. Girl says yes to date. Guy/Girl does not like the other. No more dates. Back to point A. The cycle continues.

  2. Random :
    This lifestyle is so complicated.
    Heteros never have to deal with this shit.
    Boy likes girl.
    Boy pursues girl.
    Girl flirts back.
    Boy pays for first, second, and third date.
    There’s an order with straight couples. I envy that.

    You can have the same experiences. If you pursue, you can cover the first, second, and third date (if he makes it that far). Or vice versa. I think people tend to make things more challenging than they need to be.

  3. YngBlkWolf :
    I’ll try to keep him out of trouble, Random. Maybe if he avoids Howard U, he’ll be okay…lol.
    You might have to find your own booty, but we could check out a restaurant, check out a ball game, or walk around the Mall checking out people

    Lord. Don’t take him anywhere near Howard. -___-

  4. JAY :

    Random :
    So, you traveling for dick Jay? No. What you’re gonna do is sit your ass at home and wait for me to get there.Understand?!

    Lol it’s obvious you have a Masters degree in flirting sir! I’m just interested in meeting new people that have hobbies other than clothes, “chillin”, and smoking weed. I like the authoritative tone though! lol

    I thought you might like that. *neck bite. 😉

  5. Random :
    Maybe I’ll try that out.
    My problem is,I don’t usually approach because I kind of fear offending someone who may not be gay and I don’t want that shit thrown in my face. That’s traumatizing, lol.

    Yea, I remember that story you told us about ol dude. I can’t believe he did that to you. I bet he regrets that he snaped on you like that. I bet he feels stupid now, he could have been tapping that soft ass of yours.

    1. That’s why I suggest bringing up a common interest & letting that lead the convo – versus saying you’re interested in him. That way it’s kinda low-key flirting & you can gauge his interest…he may take it from there. It may take a couple times of seeing dude before a move is made, though.

      1. This lifestyle is so complicated.

        Heteros never have to deal with this shit.
        Boy likes girl.
        Boy pursues girl.
        Girl flirts back.
        Boy pays for first, second, and third date.
        There’s an order with straight couples. I envy that.

  6. Random :
    So, you traveling for dick Jay? No. What you’re gonna do is sit your ass at home and wait for me to get there.Understand?!

    Lol it’s obvious you have a Masters degree in flirting sir! I’m just interested in meeting new people that have hobbies other than clothes, “chillin”, and smoking weed. I like the authoritative tone though! lol

    1. I’ll try to keep him out of trouble, Random. Maybe if he avoids Howard U, he’ll be okay…lol.

      You might have to find your own booty, but we could check out a restaurant, check out a ball game, or walk around the Mall checking out people 🙂

      1. Hell, Howard is the first place I want to go! I have a to do list for that school. Lol

        We can check people out but you have to entertain the ugly, bitter friend. lol

  7. JAY :
    *shoots you the evil eye*
    Don’t sleep on me! I could be on a flight to D.C. like its nothing. Lol I’d like to live there one day though…just in a nice part of town..
    You already have enough posters in your city you don’t take advantage of. Lolol

    You could come here; I’m sure there’s someone else who will grab your attention lol. And who else is from this area besides Vain? Who isn’t an option since I’m bi…

    1. Oh yea it would be trouble if I move to a new city where no one knows me, especially with some of the men I saw there. You’d probably hear stories about me the first week I’m there. Lol I don’t know if I’d go by a fake name or say fuck it and use my real one. That bring out a boldness the world’s not ready for though.

      Eh, I don’t think Vain discriminates like that, but eff ya’ll what about me?!!

      I’m coming to D.C. for two weeks in the summer so you need to have some decent dudes lined up. All skin tones, no one over 6ft, verse bottoms and bottoms only, with jobs, and behinds that make me lose my train of though. Remember I’m from Texas so I like them thick as snot! Lol

      Thanks in advance!

      1. So, you traveling for dick Jay? No. What you’re gonna do is sit your ass at home and wait for me to get there.Understand?!

      2. DC definitely has some hotties. I need to take a trip there next month. I’m going to try to squeeze out exact dates and a location for you. 🙂

  8. The Man :
    It’s aint nothing wrong with you Random. You just intimidate men that’s all or you are a hard read for other men.

    Well, give me some hints and tips to let the wolves know.

    Before we start, showing my ass and queening out in public are out of the question.

    1. Nah, don’t do that – it’d turn us off (well, at least it would me). I’d just say open the door by approaching someone you’re interested in & striking up conversation on some mutual interest…like a workout (at the gym – maybe ask him to spot you), or something like that. Use some of that inner werewolf lol. If they flip out like that other dude, at least you tried — his loss *shrug*

      1. Maybe I’ll try that out.

        My problem is,I don’t usually approach because I kind of fear offending someone who may not be gay and I don’t want that shit thrown in my face. That’s traumatizing, lol.

  9. It’s aint nothing wrong with you Random. You just intimidate men that’s all or you are a hard read for other men.

  10. The Man :
    Damn Random, you telling us that you are a muscular man with a soft ass, damn we need to put you up on a pedestal. omg007 works out a lot, he’s a gym freak. LOL. The both of you are some bad ass hybrids

    And yet STILL single, so something must be wrong with this picture, lol.

    I’m really interested in seeing what OMG looks like though. Maybe we could exchange workout tips.

    1. A lot of men read big/built = wolf & lean/swimmer = fox, which is not the case. So you may have to be the one doing the approaching cuz the wolves may automatically assume you’re one of them.

      If it doesn’t work out there, you can always move to DC…

      …with Texas as a distant second lol

      1. Yeah, I’ve been told that’s my problem. A friend of mine actually told me to stop working out and soften up a bit because my personality reads wolf. But I’m just a masculine hybrid and I don’t soften up until we’re already speaking on a romantic level.

        That’s funny though because I actually considered moving to either DC or Texas at one point.

      2. *shoots you the evil eye*

        Don’t sleep on me! I could be on a flight to D.C. like its nothing. Lol I’d like to live there one day though…just in a nice part of town..

        You already have enough posters in your city you don’t take advantage of. Lolol

  11. JAY :
    I knew it deep down in my soul! Lol
    Just because you in the gym doesn’t mean everything is going to be hard. Thats where some of the fattest asses are. Lol
    I swear this dude with a ginormous ass passed by while I was doing my legs and I literally dropped the weights loudly and everyone turned and looked. Lol

    Lmfao!
    That’s true.
    For me, I’d never have a muscle ass. No matter how much I work out. I’ve always had a “fat” ass and it’s always been soft. Even when I played football full time. People who have “muscle” asses usually don’t have much to begin with.

  12. YngBlkWolf :
    Muscle butts aren’t comfortable for naps; they’re too hard. I like em a lil plump & curved…
    I think omg & Random look similar just one is light & the other darker; muscley hybrids w/phat azzes

    I don’t have a muscle booty, lol. My butt is soft.

    How does omg look? Now I’m curious.

    1. I knew it deep down in my soul! Lol

      Just because you in the gym doesn’t mean everything is going to be hard. Thats where some of the fattest asses are. Lol

      I swear this dude with a ginormous ass passed by while I was doing my legs and I literally dropped the weights loudly and everyone turned and looked. Lol

    2. Damn Random, you telling us that you are a muscular man with a soft ass, damn we need to put you up on a pedestal. omg007 works out a lot, he’s a gym freak. LOL. The both of you are some bad ass hybrids

  13. The Man :
    We know that you need love, you’re worth more than sex, we just love your body.

    Lol. One of these days, I really will send in a picture to Jamari.

  14. JAY :
    Clearly you didn’t read my comment right above yours. Lol

    I definitely did read that.
    It made my heart skip a couple of beats. I won’t lie.

  15. Lmao. I come back to a full length convo about my chest, abs, and ass.
    I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT.

    I need love. 🙁

    1. We love you, Random. It’s just a bonus that you’re very nice to look at as well… 🙂

  16. JAY :
    His ass is fat too!
    You can take a bomb ass nap on that thang! Lol

    soooo people exchanging e-mails now??? can i get one of theses pics

    1. You won’t need a pic if Random sends a pic to Jamari, and he can post the pic on here.

    2. Lol I’m just feeding the frenzy. I haven’t seen Random. Doesn’t really matter to me if he’s “hump the LCD screen” fine. I like his words. Lol

  17. JAY :
    His ass is fat too!
    You can take a bomb ass nap on that thang! Lol

    A nap?, shit, I would sleep on that ass all night, and you know he works out, so he got that muscle butt. I bet he got some nice walls.

    1. Muscle butts aren’t comfortable for naps; they’re too hard. I like em a lil plump & curved…

      I think omg & Random look similar just one is light & the other darker; muscley hybrids w/phat azzes 🙂

      1. It’s Random, I wouldn’t care if his ass was as hard as a rock, I would still sleep on it. Like I said, I bet he has some nice walls. 🙂

  18. Random :
    Now THIS is something I’d like to see.
    Jamari, where’s the popcorn?
    I’ll supply the lube.

    Keep it up & we’ll tag team your azz…

    1. I would love to tag team his fine ass. Random should email Jamari a pic of his chest and abs or something so we can get an idea of how he looks.

  19. Random :
    Now THIS is something I’d like to see.
    Jamari, where’s the popcorn?
    I’ll supply the lube.

    LOL, we know that you foxes and hybrids would love to see 2 wolves baning eachother out

  20. The Man :
    No you turn around. Stop playing games, now just give me your manhood and I will be on my way. Don’t make me go Fleece Johnson on your ass. LMAO…..

    My manhood is in front – I will gladly give it to you lol

    Better yet, why don’t we go get some foxes & then everyone is happy!

    1. Hmmm. I would like that, yea lets go and bang out some foxes together, or we can hunt for other Wolves who have hybrid tendices. 🙂

  21. The Man :
    Well I didn’t notice it. Come on, admit it, you like dick. Now say it with me; I….like…dick lol. Love you WBW (wink)

    *YBW

    1. As long as it isn’t tryna get inside me, it’s great. I love looking at a nice dick…now turn around & lemme see what you’re working with, Man 😉

      1. No you turn around. Stop playing games, now just give me your manhood and I will be on my way. Don’t make me go Fleece Johnson on your ass. LMAO…..

      2. Now THIS is something I’d like to see.

        Jamari, where’s the popcorn?

        I’ll supply the lube.

  22. My my I must say VERY IMPRESIVE!!!! I’ve heard story’s about it but I see it before me and wow. Jamari you know he one of j.o.bs

  23. YngBlkWolf :
    Man only notices cakes; he’s not as impressed with peen prints…lol

    I’m mad I noticed it though. That brings up a whole host of issues I’m not going to entertain.

    *goes to watch twerk videos to modify my behavior*

    1. Don’t feel bad, I noticed it too; it’s kinda hard not to…lol

      And once you’re done with the twerkin, you’ll be back 🙂

      1. Well I didn’t notice it. Come on, admit it, you like dick. Now say it with me; I….like…dick lol. Love you WBW (wink)

    2. Why fight it Jay I mean you can’t miss it. But I do love me some twerk team aswell

      1. That’s a print alright let me school y’all for a sec. Dick prints round at the tip while creases continue to be skinny

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