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i love putting dudes in all kinds of positions, no diddy

   Published Date: March 24, 2024

pause.
i love when a “straight” male is knee deep in flirting with my gay ass,
he is revealing his true colors as he speaks,
and then he hits me with a “pause“.

pause in the black community is like insurance for your straightness.
all of your sus shit is excused as long as you say pause at the end of a sentence.

It’s like some Christians who think their slates are wiped clean at the altar every Sunday.

i don’t know which year that pause came out but in 2024,
the phrase for straight protection are changing to…

“No Diddy.”

and mofos are starting to use it in sentences now:

well,
look at diddy!

always being on trend!
take that!
take that!
i wonder if he is gonna start using it too?

lowkey: i feel like with the right bag,
mase will spill the beans on the inner workings of diddy…