HELP!! I GOT A DILDO STUCK IN MY ASS!!!!

i love when white people do shit like this.
they could be straight as hell and put random objects in between their cheeks.
this white something,
Grawly,

posted this on twitter a couple days back:

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of course,
he made the news and got his 15 minutes

he even had proof for his audience:

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FOUND @ DAILY DOT

also found at his twitter

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(check his tweets in that link)

i often wondered if black fo’ks ever have issues like these?
randomly over doing something sexual,
some freaky new shit,
or putting something huge in our butt cheeks.
white somethings,
who always happen to be straight,
always take the cake.
(no pun intended)
i did hear a story about a black fox who did an enema…
… with hydrogen peroxide.

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yeaaaaahhhhhhhh….
that didn’t end up going so well.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

10 thoughts on “HELP!! I GOT A DILDO STUCK IN MY ASS!!!!

  1. We’ve had cases where they have inserted cucumbers, bananas, and I’m one instance a lightbulb! Please don’t ask me the outcome of that one. Public service announcement: brothers, please, please don’t insert anything without a flared end; don’t let a one-night stand do the inserting — you must have complete trust in whom ever is doing something like that to you; don’t allow even a trusted friend to do it, if he is the least bit high; don’t to it to yourself, if alone and high; and, don’t try to take a dick that is simply too big. We have too many instances of having to perform surgery to repair people. Having to wear a bag is not a good thing. Shared in love of the family.

    1. ^light bulbs?!?!

      the only thing I ever wanted inside me was a pipe.
      although I have heard of straight couples getting “stuck” during intercourse.

      someone told me buy a dildo before but I saw no point.
      this person’s situation and your comment old head has me aware.

      1. Once, two prominent preachers, at a church convention, got stuck. Ambulance had to be called to transport them to hospital to dislodge. Wife of one went on blast. Thank goodness, this was before Internet and social media. Was talk of the town and major embarrassment for the family.

    2. OH MY GOODNESS,people have got to remember that your anus has muscles and will contract and can cause things to get lodge within the anal cavity. He was crazy to put a vibrating dildo in his butt in th first place probably drunk…..

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