ding dong, tang is gone?

i went out after work to celebrate a friend’s birthday tonight.
in the middle of being out on a school night,
i heard a whole gasp at the table.
it was a busy day for me and i barely had time to check my phone.
my boss made sure to keep me annoyed and busy.
when i asked what was going on…

TANG.
WAS.
IMPEACHED.

abuse of power” is the charges brought against him.
we have all been waiting for this day,
but we didn’t think it would happen to-day.
i wanted to do a cartwheel in that establishment’s hallway until:

1) mike pence will be stepping up to bat?

2) i was sent this lovely chart for review.

SOOOO…
hope was up to get let down?
i wanted to see him get escorted out the white house in handcuffs.
tomatoes and banana peels being thrown at him would have been great.
hell…
even being stripped naked,
while a septa with a bell yelling “shame” walked behind him.
ugh.

low-key: i love how he jumped on twitter to vent…

this is all so weird.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

8 thoughts on “ding dong, tang is gone?

  1. Yep and I’m confused on if he gets to run for re-election but I do know, unless the senate is on the same page he won’t get put out of office if they vote against it. So pretty much its a waiting game… again

  2. I honestly never got my hopes up. He has been impeached however, he now has to be tried by a Republican-majority Senate which means they will NOT convict and he will NOT be removed from office. Turtle faced-ass Mitch McConnell is the senate majority leader and will make sure Trump is acquitted. This may really backfire on the Dems

  3. The republican-controlled senate will likely acquit Trump but he will forever be tarred with the ‘impeached” label. I’m cool with that, now I need the Dems to redirect the narrative on kitchen table issues.

  4. Hell awaits this evil ugly fat ass orange coon he cant speak a proper speech for the life of me he lie like rug and wobble when he walks a true lard ass

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