the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…
he claims he was hacked but that sounds like his very “unc” voice to me.
okay shannon,
we’ll go with “hacked“.
lowkey: imagine if that wasn’t “michelle” and was…
cause you know he was working with…
and you know that woulda been…
mmhmm.
He claims the phone “accidently came on to his Instagram” when he threw it on the bed before getting busy. 🙄🤣
He heard the rumors about him and wanted to prove he’s a ladies man, nothing more. Tomorrow night it’ll be “Dudes Night”. This was just “Ladies Night”