August Alsina Is Giving His Whole Existence To Her

i haven’t seen august alsina in a while.
i haven’t even seen his alter ego,
“september”,
either.
ever since he has been hanging with “the smiths” heavy,
he has been lowkey af.
i only remembered him recently because he performed at the bet awards on sunday.
the “pre show” portion.
well he wrote something on ig that has the forests talking.
this is what he posted
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He Was Just Airing Out His Cheeks, Is All.

in my head,
there is only two scenarios for the following video:

a) he was caught fuckin’ someone else and thrown out

or
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Safaree Ain’t About To Be “The Shade Room!” Today

petty?
just maybe…
every year i say i wish i could attend the bet awards.
i start to see why i’m good.
so safaree was allegedly jumped outside dj khaled’s bet awards party.
meek mill was the alleged hit man to orchestrate the scheme.
you know there was gonna be a video of some connects and the aftermath.
“the shade room” and “dj akademiks” got it all for the foxhole review…
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It Might Feel Like Food Poisoning To Be A Stan and Get Unfollowed

in the song “stan” by eminem,
he points out the dangers of being obsessed with celebrities.

in 2017,
stan culture is prevalent than ever.
even ig attentionistos/nistas with no talent have stans.
confused,
to say the least.
well a stan of nicki minaj got unfollowed today.
a “barb” is what you call them.
they did the ultimate ” no-no”.
this is what they did via entertainment for breakfast
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“You Were Supposed To Have A Pussy!”: Another Catfish Tale

folks still out here catfishing?
i thought that was a thing of the past.
with snapchat and insta-snap,
i’m shocked that is even still going on.
well a straight wolf got caught up in a catfish-uation that went left.
by “left”,
i mean someone nearly had a few bullets in their tails.
an f-bi sent me the story via daily mail…
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So Is Milan Christopher Gonna Break The Internet Today?

*the following entry is strong parental advisory.
nudes are underneath!

18 and under needs to go.

the “kim kardashian of the gay community” wants to break the internet.
milan christopher had a shoot with “paper magazine”:

he also gave us a healthy hybrid serving of meat and bunz.
this is what the rest of the photo shoot looks like…
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