nice car,
right?
well it’s a telsa model s.
it also comes with an auto pilot feature.
that means the car will drive on it’s own while you:

take selfies/videos for snapchat
pass the hot sauce around for your fast food
get road dome while on a long ride home

the possibilities are endless!
well this one driver of the telsa model s decided to try something else.
an f-bi sent me this and well…
Continue reading “Does Your Insurance Cover “Auto Pilot Napping”?” →

so remember ( x this story )?
 the one about the 15 year old who was a tilt-a-whirl in the school bathroom?
well someone ended up getting arrested.
the 16 year old mini-baller wolf who snapchatted that pussy.
the daily mail has the story…
Continue reading “Don’t Snapchat That Easy Pussy” →

so this personal trainer wolf is looking for someone.
his name is danny wagster from the uk.
you know i like my personal trainer wolves.
well the issue with this one is he has had a lot of “someones”.
by a lot,
i mean…
Continue reading “You Was Just Another Pineapple On Your Personal Trainer’s Hit List” →

you know what i have a problem with?
^that.
i’m going to tell you why…
Continue reading “Yes, I’m Pregnant and Foolishness Is The Father” →

“t.i.” and “guns” just don’t mix.
now coming from new yawk,
i know where i just wouldn’t go.
any place with an abundance of pineapples is out the question.
t.i. had a concert at irving plaza in new yawk last night.
this is what happened…
Continue reading “You Better Duck, Mah Pineapple!” →

someone get this justin bieber a retirement plan booklet.
geez louise.
he is just not for this “fame” life anymore.
he is completely over it,
you,
me,
the grass,
the trees,
oxygen,
red m&ms,
fruity pebbles…
the list goes on and on.
so a couple fans wanted to give him a present.
this is what he did with said present…
Continue reading “Justin Bieber Wants You To Beat It” →