Tristan Thompson Gives A Kiss For Good Luck?

so…
this happened with nba baller wolf for the cavs,
tristan thompson,
at the nba finals last night.
“hollywood unlocked” caught this screen grab…
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Tory Lanez Teaches Us What To Do When We’re Racially Profiled

i’m legit entertained by ignorance.
it tickles me when hyenas are so damn stupid.
let’s font about rapper/singer/harmonic mumbling wolf,
tory lanez.
he went to a store called holt renfrew in canada,
but claimed he was racially profiled.
well he didn’t write a letter or drag the store with his influence.
nope.
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What The F*ck Is Going On With Katy Perry?

holy “britney” breakdowns!
what’s going on??
when i think of katy perry,
i think of long black hair and big boobs.
i also think of a children’s birthday cake.
on top…
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Aunt Mary Gon’ Cry At The End of Every Month

well i’m baffled.
it looks like kendu,
aunt mary’s “hyena of a ex husband”,
is about to be on a nice vacation.
auntie has to pay him spousal support.
guess who much she has to pay him via tmz
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“F” Is For “Fucked” On The F Train

the other morning,
well the morning i first started the temp job,
i was early af and the mta decided to play me.

“There is train traffic ahead of us”

it had us stuck in a tunnel for about 15 minutes.
by that point,
my anxiety started to get the best of me.
it wasn’t the type of train we could walk between cars.
it felt like i was in a packed steel box.
i had to turn on the “brilliant idiots” podcast to keep me focused.
thank God for charlamagne and andrew.
so i’m surprised no one sued yet with this following story.
the “f” train in new yawk stalls in a tunnel,
the lights shut off,
the a/c goes out,
and panic ensues.
sounds like a horror movie.
well this is the story via the ny times
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Tamar Sent; Toya Came.

i find the following funny.
this is why i tell everyone relax when dirt is being thrown on you.
don’t engage in the nonsense.
karma will handle it.
the tables do turn and all come to light eventually.
remember when toya carter and tamar braxton were thick as thieves?
remember when that whole atl posse ganged together for k michelle?
they picked toya’s side because of all the alleged lies memphitz said about k.
that same memphitz that ultimately showed his true tail to toya.
well ain’t it funny
so tamar decided to dedicate a post to tiny and t.i. on some randomness.
she mentioned toya within the paragraph.
this is what she put on her ig
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