soooooooo…
are ya’ll gonna let up dragging madonna to the white meat?
her tribute to prince last night at the billboard music awards was,
well,
a mess.

i don’t think anyone appreciated what she did tho.
i’m sure prince did a couple turns in his urn.
i honestly expected her to be doing splits and shrieking to hades.
my expectations were already low as is.
like,
why is this snow attentionista honoring a black artist?
one i don’t think allegedly liked her very much.
well madonna had something to say on ig and well…
Continue reading “Ya’ll Gonna Put Some Respeck on Madonna Name!” →

nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts…
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
Continue reading “I Got Bodied by 25 Wolves and You’ll Listen To My Hoe Tale” →

tyga ain’t thinkin’ bout youuuuuuuuu…
well,
his last vixen he had.
the young one.
part of the kkk with the big lips.
uh huh.
her.
well allegedly,
they broke up and tyga moved on fast.
check the new alleged vixen in his life.
everyone meet demi rose mawby…
Continue reading “How To Make Your Ex Vomit: The Tyga Chronicles” →

…um,
i must be a vixen then because i did ^that this weekend.
every weekend is “in home spa” for me.
does caitlyn realllllllllllllly understand what being a vixen is?
or is it all about the aesthetics for her?

i don’t get why animals do this.
they create a spectacle,
get caught up,
and then have to admit they lied to the world.
no pride?
well remember ( x this story ) with pastor jordan brown?
he is the gay pastor who accused whole foods of writing a gay slur on a cake.
well look at the outcome…
Continue reading “Finally, The Whole (Foods) Truth from Pastor Jordan Brown” →

…like,
how disgusting is this illustration about michelle obama?
why are black vixens always portrayed as “angry” and “aggressive”?
she looks like would bench press that hoe in that pic.
i’d pay to see it.
judging from this twitter,
the owner specializes in republican comics.
this probably already explains a lot.
i had to wonder tho…

What other fuckery will come if Trump is elected president?

photo credited: twitter