doesn’t he look like a “rico pruitt” relative?
so allegedly,
^this is one of the hyenas blac chyna was messing with.
his name is mechie and he comes with video…
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ironically,
he sells ^that hat.
so our big hyena,
rob kardashian,
had a bit of a moment today.
he decided to call out blac chyna on instagram.
i saw her snaps and was wondering what was happening:

good to know it was just a toxic situation over flowing.
so he posted this video on ig with this caption…
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i can understand blocking someone.
i loved they even introduced that feature on my iphone.
if someone is harassing you,
then block their ass into the next dimension.
i don’t see the point on a social media account tho.
if you sign out your blocked account,
you can still see what’s on the blocker’s timeline.
this “mute” option?
see…

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they should never have given trump twitter.
hell,
maybe even a phone.
he is clearly just a social media president.
he spends more time twitter thuggin’ than doing his job.
well i saw something today that i had to retweet from him.
i was so confused that i had to show the foxhole…
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i was waiting for this scandal.
i knew it would be cumming sooner or later.
ironically,
the snow bunny probably doing it on a yacht as you read.
so the internet made jeremy meeks famous.
his mugshot got him a good career as a full time model.
well with this new found fame also came new found pussy.
he has allegedly decided to leave his wife to reap the benefits.
this is what the daily mail had to say…
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so i watched diddy’s appearance on wendy williams today.
in my head,
i was expecting him to pull her wig off and start spinning it above his head.
what?
i did.
he looked nervous af,
but i could sense he was letting his walls down slowly.
aunt wendy looked a little scared of what to say.
i think she was just as nervous as well.
personally…

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