our poor safaree.
yes,
we care about safaree now especially after *ahem* “curve gate”.
you know what i’m talmbout.
so safaree didn’t have a good night.
he tweeted this last night:

…which lead to the obvious questions.
 jerry demarco from the “fort lee daily voice” had an entire write up about what went down…
Continue reading “(Damn) Pineapples Wanna Stick Safaree For His Paper” →

blac chyna won me over on her snapchat.
this is when i use to be creepin’ on there real heavy.
well when i saw her fighting at six flags…

…i was like dammmmmn chyna!
just hand rob the custody of little dream.
you know “cruella de jenner” is always watching!
sidebar: why i thought dream was in the car she was trying to throw?
i legit gasped.
so i was looking at chyna all kinds of crazy,
but after i found out the rest of the details,
i was actually on her side.
this is what she posted on her social media about what happened…
Continue reading ““…Brought Out the Pink Lamborghini Just To Fight with Chyna”” →

so stephon clark might be cancelled.
as you know,
he was gunned down in his grandmother’s backyard by hunters.
even though he isn’t here on earth any longer,
his alleged twitter feed is still alive and kicking.
black twitter dug up his old tweets and well…
Continue reading “Stephon Clark Is Getting Dragged In Death” →

hood dick is a snow bunny’s hidden kryptonite.
maybe,
everyone?
all the snow bunnies life,
she was taught to date and marry.
i look at the snow bunnies at my job and they’re sharks.
they ain’t having no cubs until they see a ring and a stock portfolio.
it isn’t until they somehow creep with a hood wolf,
she gets hypnotized by the charm,
and he goes deep up in her vagina to a spot she didn’t know existed…

you know what happens next.
they even do it with the gays.
hood dick is universal and doesn’t miss any hole.
jeremy meeks is leading the pack in the wolf golddiggas.
kevin federline was bumped down.
jeremy is expecting a cub with topshop heiress,
chloe green.
this is the news via “us weekly”…
Continue reading “Jeremy Meeks Secured The Bag After Shootin’ Up The Club” →

i remember i use to get jobs easy off craigslist.
this is before the hyenas and jackals started taking over.
now that site is not what it use to be.
well,
due to the alleged net neutrality ruling,
this might be the start of the change everyone was dreading.
craigslist has removed their personals section.
this is what a foxholer sent me that they posted…
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chris brown is an interesting wolf.
now i gotta admit,
after this song:

…i’ve been worn down in listening to his “40 track/two week” album.
i like the bubbly and charismatic chris brown.
that demon he likes to play is a complete turn off.
so ever since karrueche started dating ex baller wolf,
victor cruz,
i’ve been wondering how chris was taking it.
i thought he couldn’t share his opinion due to being banished from her life.
well i thought wrong!
when “the shade room” posted a picture of the couple on a pap stroll,
chris made his way into their comment section.
this is what he had to font…
Continue reading “Chris Brown Has Something To Say About Karrueche and Victor Cruz” →