i don’t know if andriod does this,
but on my iphone,
i use to keep all my “sketch” apps in a folder labelled:

EXTRAS

that’s where i put that pesky “stock” app…

…but i don’t really have “sketch” apps on my phone nowadays.
(i showed you what’s on my iphone: x here)
ain’t nothing worst than getting caught up because of your phone.
how about getting caught up because of what’s on your phone…
on live tv?
this reporter may have accidentally let the world know his secret…
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*the following entry is rated xxx
viewer discretion is strong advised

males are truly interesting.
we are.
we be out here talmbout:

“i bang the baddest bitches/pineapples…”

…and although that may just be true for some,
a lot of males be fuckin the low hanging fruit.
example: some of these baby mamas be UGLY AF.
#sorrynotsorry
 gay or straight,
fine or ugly,
a male’s fwb is usually never “the baddest”.
it’s “she/he is available and on call when i’m horny”.
i’ve seen “11pm to 3am entertainers” be:

super obese (excuse: nah yo you see that ass?)

to

“faces a mother could love” (excuse: none)

hell,
my home wolf use to bang a vixen with one eye faithfully.
i kid you the fuck not.
i’ve seen her.
he legit fucked her twice at my crib.
so when i saw the following video…
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i just got off the phone with my sad home-vixen.
i’m still trying to find a nickname for her.
anyway,
she broke up with a wolf she was dealing with recently.
according to her,
he was being really clingy and proposed after 2 months of dating.
yeah.
so while out today,
she saw so many couples and started to feel sad.

“i look at these couples today,
out here boo’d up,
and it reminds me of what i had.”

um…
so i had to remind her about “best of” reels…

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sidebar: happy 4th foxhole

so i like sam smith.
his first album had me deep in my feels.
the second album helped me get through even more.
i heal when i listen to sad songs.
well sam smith now wants to be like “beyonce”.
well not in the literal sense,
but he posted the following picture with the lyrics to b’s song,
“partition”…
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broderick hunter is pretty harmless.
he is also a friend to the foxhole.
he has showed love for my entries on him.
i enjoy his twitter feed,
but he truly minds his business.
from what i’ve seen and known,
he identifies as a “straight”.
if he was gay,
i’d definitely get some of that meat.
#sorrynotsorry
i saw this tweet tho challenging that theory this afternoon…
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ya know,
i was very surprised with drake,
but i’m not shocked.
ya’ll shouldn’t be shocked.
his “drake likes his coffee black” stans are hurt.
i would be too because he played them heavy.
his image was he loves black vixens,
but his baby mama is all the way white.
the thing is…

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