I’m talking to my Wolves right now.
Meet me over in Sector 9 of the Foxxhole space craft.
We have to talk.
I absolutely HATE when a grown man says:
“Why does it always have to be about sex?”
What century was this idiot born in?
And who is he trying to fool with that stupid talk?
Stop it NOW.
You obviously do not know who you are talking too.
Men are conditioned to want to fuck. It is in our nature to want to hunt and conquer.
Men have found sex from the neighbor down the hall, the sexy person at our job, or even someone’s parent (cough nasty).
MEN WANT SEX.
I hate when you meet a dude and he has this “act” on.
You know, he is the all American good guy.
Respectable, returns your phone calls, and realizes your worth.
He likes to watch CNN and sometimes he will turn on Oprah.
You fall for it and then he hits you with:
“Yo, I’m tryna chill.
Come over and smoke/watch a movie/hang out.”
…. and we are doing this alone.
Not even two dates in and you tryna invite me over.
Now you know,
and I know,
we are going to play naked Twister in an hour or two….
you are gonna keep fuckin’ me (cause it will b good)…
and then, Ima politely fall into JUMPOFF mode until you find “the one”.
… so why even play that game?
Is it in the Wolf handbook to not be honest?
I would respect the man who will be honest with me rather
than the man who plays “Little Red Riding Wood“.
And it usually those “intelligent” types that try to play “I’m looking for a wife” when they are really looking for a whore.
And I have no problem being your whore,
if you are honest and straight up.
Those same “types” are always still single as they preach.
Why is that?
Should be a major clue….
there are some men who are genuinely honest about how they get down.
I applaud them no matter how much feelings they hurt.
You can call them all kind of names BUT a liar.
If you looking like this in your default picture:
… and you are preaching bible scriptures and quotes of the day,
I’m going to know you are full of shit.
You put that picture up to tease the viewers eyeballs,
don’t get mad when some Fox pulls your balls and wants some dick.
… and I will make it my Foxy effort to:
and sleaze you.
I like games but not when they insult my intelligence.
do NOT get fooled by the okey dokey.
Love ya Wolves.