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“how to win friends and influence people” by donald trump

foxhole…
i’m baffled.

What is it about Trump that has folks under his spell?

it cannot be his good looks and charming ways.
this recent tirade he had with jim acosta from “cnn”
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Gianno Caldwell: The Salty Tears Of A Clown?

one of my favorite drinks is “tears”.
it could be “white tears” or “i fucked up!” tears,
but i love the delicous taste of that salty treat.
gianno caldwell is someone who served his tears ice cold today.
he was a big supporter of trump,
but after all the antics,
he has seen the error in his decision making skills.
it made him cry today on “fox and friends”.
check it out…
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Look Up The Word “Petty” and Trump Will Greet You

they should never have given trump twitter.
hell,
maybe even a phone.

he is clearly just a social media president.
he spends more time twitter thuggin’ than doing his job.
well i saw something today that i had to retweet from him.
i was so confused that i had to show the foxhole…
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Trump Gets An “A” For All His Hard Work

so it has been 60 days since cheeto man,
trump,
has been in office.
i refuse to call him “president”.
as far as i’m concerned,
president obama still holds that title.

we have seen every single fail and tweet.
has he even had a win?
well cnn got some of his biggest supporters together to grade him.
this is what they had to say…
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Melania Trump Can Drive A Bus In High Heels

melaniatrump_010616douglasfriedmanyou hear that noise?
listen carefully.
*crunch*
that is the sound of the bus being driven over billy bush,
the ex host of the today show.
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he was in that scandal with donald trump from 2005,
where they both were talking reckless about vixens.
well the wife of the donald,
melenia trump,
thinks billy bush egged the whole thing on.
this is a clip of what she said to anderson cooper on cnn
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What To Wear On The News

oklahoma-tornado-picturethe foxhole sends it prayers out to everyone in oklahoma.
as you know they suffered a devastating blow from a tornado.
well an f-bi sent me a picture of a wolf getting interviewed by cnn.
he wants to let you all know something via his shirt…

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