Friend calls out the blue.
Tells me he is coming through and he is bringing his cousin over.
Usually that means, “I maybe with someone cute so look presentable”
I was up and together in less than two seconds.
He brought his cousin who was visiting from VA over.
SEXY. SEXY. SEXY.
Sexy includes: about 5’6-5’8-ish (he was short but it DIDN’T MATTER), MUSCULAR AS ALL HELL, caramel complexion, nice ass lips, big ol juicy baller booty, wearing a white polo that his muscles was tryna bust out of, some dark denim jeans, and some loafers.
Did I mention he was driving a hooked up SUV.
Did I also mention he was sexy?
So after I was introduced, I dragged my friend into my room.
Me: “WHY YOU AIN’T TELL ME YOUR COUSIN HIS FINE AS HELL?????”
Him: “I did.”
Me: “Wait is this the football player cousin you told me about two weeks ago?”
Him: “Yeah that’s him!”
Yeah, that was him.
All that sexy and STRAIGHT.
AND A MINI BALLER!!!
I would have jumped on that if he was curious. I didn’t get any vibes that he got down so I wasn’t going to “investigate”. He was cool though. Stayed for 10 minutes and had to bounce to go take some ho to the movies.
Aaaah well. I had a baller in my house. Not in the way I imagined BUT, it will happen!
4 thoughts on “A Football Player Cums In My Crib.”
I love how you blacked that bytch out of the picture lol
She was bringing him down…. Literally.
Definitely didn’t appreciate him. Not like how any of us would.
Some people are bless like that
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