Friend calls out the blue.
Tells me he is coming through and he is bringing his cousin over.
Usually that means, “I maybe with someone cute so look presentable”
I was up and together in less than two seconds.
He brought his cousin who was visiting from VA over.
SEXY. SEXY. SEXY.
Sexy includes: about 5’6-5’8-ish (he was short but it DIDN’T MATTER), MUSCULAR AS ALL HELL, caramel complexion, nice ass lips, big ol juicy baller booty, wearing a white polo that his muscles was tryna bust out of, some dark denim jeans, and some loafers.
Did I mention he was driving a hooked up SUV.
Did I also mention he was sexy?
So after I was introduced, I dragged my friend into my room.
Me: “WHY YOU AIN’T TELL ME YOUR COUSIN HIS FINE AS HELL?????”
Him: “I did.”
Me: “Wait is this the football player cousin you told me about two weeks ago?”
Him: “Yeah that’s him!”
Yeah, that was him.
All that sexy and STRAIGHT.
AND A MINI BALLER!!!
I would have jumped on that if he was curious. I didn’t get any vibes that he got down so I wasn’t going to “investigate”. He was cool though. Stayed for 10 minutes and had to bounce to go take some ho to the movies.
Aaaah well. I had a baller in my house. Not in the way I imagined BUT, it will happen!