When A Baller Wolf Knocks You Down…

flattened_woman_by_secretgoombaman12345she learned that day…

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ASSumptions Made A Bigger Ass Than The One On Your Back

MjAxMi1jMmNjNDljZWM3Yzc3NGNii love when people assume something about someone,
think of it as the truth,
and are left confused and disappointed when the opposite happens?
the sistas on message boards and comment boxes are in shock.
i love it!!!
i love how everyone assumed kerry washington loved snow wolves.
had me thinking it my damn self…

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Everyone Meet My Brand New Piece of Pussy.

it has two definitions.
it can be that thing you have on your face when you don’t shave for 2 weeks.
like, now.
baby when do you plan on getting a cut?
you look terrible.
or it could be:

the big breasted,
shiny haired,
“look like you have good pussy”,
vixen you usually saw in your dreams or a magazine spread for bras.
today foxhole,
we gonna talk about the beard,
or to some of us:

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I Want Mechad Brook’s To Give Me Some “Necessary Roughness”

Wouldn’t you like him to rough you up?
I know I would.
I would let him rough me up alllll night like he did that chick in True Blood (click here).

Jamari: we are making an entry.

Mechad Brooks has been pretty busy.
He was on True Blood,
and now he is on a new show called Necessary Roughness.
He plays a Baller Wolf named, “TK“.

I never saw the show a day in my life,
but I can tell you right now,
I’ll be checking it out based on these pictures…

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Incomplete Pass

R E J E C T E D.

I know you must be wondering why I am posting a blog at damn near 5am in the morning.
No, I am not drunk or high.
I am not crying in my hands listening to Mary J Blige.
Well I should be…

Tonight a Fox got rejected by a football player…
… and I am kinda tite/not really/maybe I will be later…

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Imagine you meet a Wolf and he pulls a BIG ASS DICK out his pants????
Jesus Christ Almighty

On some ol “Sooo… where you tryna put THAT?” shit.

I feel I’d have too

… just to take it!


Pretty to look.
Nice to touch.
But is it wise to have that pipe in your guts?

The problem with the owners of weapons like that
is that they do not know HOW to use it correctly.
How many Foxes have had a BIG ASS DICK cum inside and he just lay there?
OR, he shoved it in like he had no common courtesy?
And it is worse when your Velvet Walls are Ziploc tight.
I’ve had to punch a nigga or two for their lack of respect on my Foxhole.
I understand you want to fuck me but there are precautions you need to take.

Eat me and finger me GOOD

Slide it in SLOWLY

Repeat steps #1

When you get half way ask me, “Are you ok?”

Pull it out and repeat #1 and #3

Grind it in and beat it up AFTER I’m loosened up

Hand me an ice pack and a cushion after you nut

As much as I like a BIG ASS DICK,
I think it’s better to suck on it and massage it.
Maybe even use it as a pillow or a baton to club niggas over the head with.
Throw money at it and watch it dance.
I do not know how my Foxes in relationships with BIG ASS DICKS do it.

I remember this one dude I use to talk to,
sent me a picture of his dick and it was halfway to his knee…


we never spoke again.

On brighter news,
I hear most athletes are not packing.
besides Kellen Winslow.
I hear his dick is a MONSTER and I’m not talking Kanye.

*crosses him off my list*