so i’m sure you’ve heard.
it’s all over social media,
the news,
and the water cooler.

kim kardashian
robbed
paris
9 million dollars in jewelry stolen
hog tied with an apple stuffed in her mouth

okay,
the last part i exaggerated,
but imagine…
anyway if you want more background,
then you need to google.
or ask a friend at happy hour.
i’m going to give my thoughts to the foxhole.
duh.
so here goes…

all of the kardashians are raging attentionistas.
every.
single.
one.
of.
them.
hell.
it’s bad that the males of that klan are into the attentionisto stunts.
we have to thank the mother for her extensive media knowledge,
and iron clad connections,
because they wouldn’t be this far without her.
everything with them has to bring the drama.
the bad part is,
they are known to lie and exaggerate for the headlines as well.
the issue is that now something like “robbery” has happened,
the world doesn’t know what to believe.
a majority don’t.

…the attentionista who cried wolf?

so kim was robbed.
how?
how is it that this vixen doesn’t have wall to wall security in her hotel?
they don’t go anywhere without bodyguards.
you mean to tell me they left kim alone in her hotel?
why?
where did they go?
don’t they have a film crew with them everywhere?
did the paparazzi outside even catch this great escape?
how did these robbers even know she was staying there?

according to kim,
a janitor let the robbers dressed as cops in.
okay fine.
i can see that happening.
but another thing…
she only got away with just being tied up in a closet?
no murder?
no rape?
just thrown into a closet and her jewels taken?

finally,
how do they know the assailants left on bikes?
who saw this?
this is a play by play of what happened:

as you can see,
i have questions.
all i know is if the alleged happened,
this is going to make for a great season on “keeping up with the kardashians”.
i think she might win an emmy.
if this turns out to be a “ryan lochte” scheme,
they could as well consider their careers cooked.
they will not be able to bounce back from this.
it would be a sad end to their 9 year reign as “that family”.

a side of me is “innocent until proven guilty”.
i know that must have been a traumatizing experiencing for her.
you know she was probably a fuckin’ mess.
i hope this doesn’t effect her because that kind of shit can scar you for life.
if this is true,
she is in my prayers.
foxhole…

What do you believe?

lowkey: it’s bad when half the world don’t believe a word you saying.

x READ KIM BLOW BY BLOW OF ROBBERY