The Great Kardashian Jewelry Heist: Season 10; Episode One

tumblr_oehuvyylfw1ud22g2o1_1280so i’m sure you’ve heard.
it’s all over social media,
the news,
and the water cooler.

kim kardashian
robbed
paris

9 million dollars in jewelry stolen
hog tied with an apple stuffed in her mouth

okay,
the last part i exaggerated,
but imagine…
anyway if you want more background,
then you need to google.
or ask a friend at happy hour.
i’m going to give my thoughts to the foxhole.
duh.
so here goes…
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WOLF MEAT: (358)

tumblr_mwot9oSfcC1s1tdzpo3_500thanks f-bi fave!
everyone body loves p-star paris aka “insert all his other alias here.
i call him “the best kisser in porn”.
he is like throwback porn wolf peen,
but these days i think he has given up his “wolf” card.
heavy nsfw,
18^,
and “not for straight eyes”
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(Shut The F*ck Up) Don’t Ask Me No F*ckin’ Questions – The French Remix

tumblr_mkaf17Md1T1qarn5to1_1280i like yeezus’s approach to the paparazzi asking him questions.
it is a huge life lesson wrapped up in a simple:
“shut the fuck up”
when someone you don’t care tries to get in ya business.
the paps still ain’t learn tho.
well he treats the american paps like shit,
but he is all smiles with the french…
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“Oh Shit! Damn! I’m The Daddy! I’m The Daddy” Reggie Bush Screamed….

Remember this vixen Reggie was with…

from this entry:

Reggie Bush Has A Type…

well…

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