i have a theory about this but i’ll get into it later.
while i was on a mental vacation,
The Foxhole was sending me stuff about the latest power couple on a baecation.
zed-minusray and kellon deryck.
Foxhole,
if you think this is going to be a love story,
i see why some of these OF jackals scam ya’ll.
this situation(ship) is one thing and one thing only…
FUCKING.
pure-110%-no holds barred-“is this what you wanted?”-fucking.
fucking all over that hotel room and outside if permitted.
fucking to get out hurt while the other is fuckin’ for a clout and and attention.
kellon is hot off another breakup so this is an obvious rebound.
zed hasn’t bounced back from ray and is probably looking for his next come up.
their first picture is of them in bed together after doing what?
FUCKING.
kellon’s bawdy language doesn’t look too satisfied tho.
next,
ya’ll are in literally in the same room.
why are ya’ll commenting on each other’s IG?
like,
what?
these pics look tooooooooooooo:
“hey guys!
welcome to our youtube channel.
today we are gonna show you our first trip together.”
zed is the “good time hybrid”; he is not the “long term hybrid”.
i’m all for fuckin’ the shit out of zed for releasing angry and hurt by a break up.
sidebar: how many of ya’ll can tell someone is fuckin’ ya’ll stupid because they are hurt,
stressed out,
or angry at someone else?
anyone?
so my theory over what The Foxholer was saying in his DM:
many males who have money and status don’t have personalities outside of having money and status.
everything and everyone becomes a transaction.
which is why rich males tend to go younger and broke because it’s about control.
in my head:
kellon is looking for a pretty trophy to show off like the other rich males.
he has been in a few relationships and engaged twice since we have known him.
so it’s not that he can’t meet the males he is looking for because all of his exes were fine AF:
the problem is there is something broken in him that he has to heal to keep them for the long term.
so in the meantime,
it will be the same story until he figures that out.
lowkey: the few times i’ve fonted with kellon,
in my pov,
he spoke to me like i was the help.
one of his exes i fonted with a few times was very personable and kind.
it made me wonder why kellon wasn’t with him but who knows.
Aint he tired of paying rent and buying range rovers for these broke hoes? smh
Child, please!
Don’t get me wrong, Kellon Deryck looks good and keeps his body right, but Kellon is 38 years old, and that means something. At 38, almost 40, who’s really still having sex all like that? As a male, you supposedly reach your sexual peak at 18 and then over time your testosterone levels start to diminish, which also means your sex drive also goes down over time unless you use interventions like Viagra, hormone therapy, or testosterone treatments.
When I see gay male relationships, sometimes I get sad because they all seem to be exclusively based on sex; there is never “The Next Chapter”. What happens when you get old and find yourself at 50, 60, or 70 years old? At some point, life has to transition away from sex and into the finer things in life, and I never see gay couples really talking about that. At some point, life has to be about what you are building together: good food, good drink, good conversation, laughter, and even some adversity.
Something else. Why do we act like everyone is rich and making it? I’m not sure what’s in Kellen’s bank account, but the reality is that he serves the top percent; he himself is not one of the top percent. So, the idea that he is stuck up and allegedly looks down on people makes him ugly, and he had better find a way to humble himself.
I thought that pic in bed was fake,was AI.I have never seen a pic of Kellon holding hands,kiss,or show any type PDA with any of his exes.Well anyway if this is a real relationship, congrats.
I give them 6 months and then……..BOOM🥸Start the clock