Tag: kellon deryck
the latest in gay power couple on the socials

i have a theory about this but i’ll get into it later.
while i was on a mental vacation,
The Foxhole was sending me stuff about the latest power couple on a baecation.
zed-minusray and kellon deryck.

Foxhole,
if you think this is going to be a love story,
i see why some of these OF jackals scam ya’ll.
this situation(ship) is one thing and one thing only…
(the hoes are to the front) kellon deryck might be single again

put on your best “cum fuck me” ensembles because there’s an update with kellon deryck.
after all the ranges,
trips,
and shameless promotion,
one of the F-BI alerted me that…
Kellon Deryck is allegedly single again.
he announced he was single but edited the caption:
i guess them dms blew up so bad that he had to fall back.
so i’m not shocked and i’ll font you why.
this is strictly from my head and opinion…
kellon deryck is now checking box “single af” on paperwork

the foxhole is crazy observant.
i got about 7 messages within 2 days from different f-bi:
“Kellon Deryck isn’t wearing his ring.”
“I think Kellon is single now.”
“His fiance hasn’t posted him in this time and I think they are done.”
my foxes don’t play.
i can confirm through the source himself…
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kellon deryck wants us to remember who has the biggest meat of them all?

hair wizard to the stars,
kellon deryck,
was everything to me.
not saying he isn’t,
but the attraction went on a low temp a long time ago.
he started doing a little too much once the fame started rolling in.
for his first thirst trap of 2021,
he posted a picture the other day and i felt the familiar tingle he use to provide…
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(make a way music industry) kellon deryck is trying to hit that billboard top ten

so i thought ^this was a thirst trap originally.
you know kellon likes to do random shit on occasion.
well ^this is might not be random and be a real thing.
is everyone ready for kellon deryck,
the hair stylist turned artist?
peep a snippet of the video below…
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kellon deryck wants to be your “quarantine bae”

i can imagine business might be slow for hair styling wolf,
kellon deryck.
since we have been on lock down,
celebs like missy and megan aren’t doing shit so no hair needs to be done.
well kellon has decided to start a music career.
yes,
you read right.
his newest single is called “quarantine bae“.
the foxhole blew up my box with the debuted single cover on his ig…
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