would you cuddle with me?

“I need someone to talk to.
I feel weird about something and I need to tell someone…” – Karaoke

i was in the middle of playing dead by daylight when i got that message.
when i get messages like that from friends/anyone,
i stop what i am doing to see what’s up.
i thought it was a health issue as karaoke recently had breast cancer.
this is what she tells me…

“So I just met up with this wolf,
he rubbed on me in the backseat of his car,
he paid me 50 dollars,
and that was it.”

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we sat in silence on the phone for a good minute before i said:

“Uh…
Uh-huh,
what?”

karaoke is always looking for a side hustle.
she found and joined a site calledcuddle comfort“.
the site charges people who want to cuddle and that’s it.

I CAN SENSE YOU JUDGING!

anyway,
you set a price and people will hit you up to cuddle.
some have even gone as far as doing errands with a cuddle buddy.
there are reviews so you can see what people have said about your service.
karaoke set her starting rate for 50/hour.
when she got hit up by a gentleman today,
he wanted to meet her in the parking lot of a supermarket.
they met,
got in his backseat,
and during the cuddling,
he started rubbing her body during the second half.
that was it.
no sex or oral.
it was just a simple rubbing from the back while she laid on him.
the easiest 50 dollars she ever made.
i’ll be 100:

I like the idea of cuddling for hire.

this isn’t a dating site either.
you just meet to cuddle.

I guess people have to pay for platonic intimacy nowadays.

i’ll allow it.

lowkey: i have been voted the number 1 cuddle buddy and would rack up.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

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