Whose Boyfriend Is This?

I need whoever it is….
to PLEASE come clean up this mess on Aisle WTF!

So this is what homeboy from The Jungle Book has been doing with his time.


I need him to lose that perm tho.
Wasn’t hot then; ain’t hot now.
And why it look like he living in a barn?
Like, he put a sheet up to block the horses on the next side?
His parents are not right for that one.
At least let him sleep in the attic like the other monsters.
I’m also a little mad the computer looks like it came straight out of 95.
Like he got Windows 95 and Aol 2.0 on that joint.
I ain’t gonna lie but brotha man would be PERFECT in the new X-Men.

Lock Ness Negro.
Powers: Scaring humans HALF TO DEATH.

I cry.

 

Author: jamari fox

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10 thoughts on “Whose Boyfriend Is This?”

  1. I think that its a real person with real problems. That is plastic surgery gone so wrong. I hope thats not silly cone in those arms. I would like to see a picture before he messed shimself up. I saw this somewhere and the pics were bigger. You really see the damage in detail. I’m sure he had to look much better before the “road work.”

    P.S. I remember that Windows 95. My mother got us a computer for christmas and it had the “good times”( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSA-CWme3pM&playnext=1&list=PL398033ED31906E26&index=30 ) music video on it.

  2. ‘He’s’ supposedly post-op FTM transsexual. Regardless, not one I wanna meet in a dark alley – unless shim is my bodyguard. Looking like the missing PowerPuff Girl…

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