the hobosexual with the 10 inch penis

they say you should never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry.
i never listen to that and buy shit out of my budget.
when it comes to shopping for dick,
you should never get on sex sites when you’re lonely and desperate.
this is when you’re more than likely to pick up hobosexuals.

HOBOSEXUAL: someone who couch surfs and pretends that they love you; let you suck and fuck you occasionally

a foxholer sent me the following “jack’d” profile…

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first of all,
“no” to the superhuman penis.
second,
the entire yuck of his background.
i don’t know about ya’ll,
but i don’t want anyone coming into my life to fuck it up.
i don’t care how good you look.
toxic dick is not going anywhere around me.
you transfer energy when you have dicks all inside you.
next thing you know,
your whole life is a mess and you can’t figure out why.
you was going well and the energy is thrown clean off.
not to mention:

THIS PINEAPPLE IS A WHOLE NEW BILL

couldn’t.
some gays love relationship drama.
they don’t care about whats behind the big dick.
when the pickings be slim…
some want to get fucked stupid while sponsoring a raggamuffin.
nothing better than “in-house pipe”.

How many has that really worked for?

i want to be fucked stupid with a wolf who has an updated resume.
leave these hobosexuals where they need to be.

close to the ground where all the low hanging fruit is.

lowkey: my wolf damn sure ain’t named “cheezo”.
bye.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

11 thoughts on “the hobosexual with the 10 inch penis

  1. If people reach out and start pen pal relationships with trade who are locked up and entertain them being paroled to live them you know somebody reached out to him for the meat alone. Some ppl think with their little head and ass. lol

  2. Until receipts are provided of his true existence, he’s Mr. Catfish to me.
    We all know these crafty punks will create catfish profiles just to entertain themselves. Pics probably stolen.

    1. I’m glad someone else said it before I could. The profile screams, “I’m bored, lonely, so let me see how much attention I can get and who is dumb enough to believe this bull.” But that’s just me.

  3. But Guys he PROMISED not to run the streets in yo car while u at work! Wat a sweetheart! 😍😍😍😍……….πŸ˜‚

  4. Jamari, stop acting shocked. People pay upwards of $100 for 5 second clips of “Straight men” and you find it hard to believe he can get a sponsor?

  5. Instead of looking for a pay pig he needs to find a damn job. I bet you that thang isn’t anywhere near a Pringles can. It’s probably a thick 6.5-7″.

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