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to be a baller wolf and a virgin too? (protect this man)

“they still make those?”
that was the first thought in my brain.
when i think of purity,
i never think of that for a baller wolf,
no matter the league.
baller wolves can get sex just by showing up.
i usually think nasty,
hardcore,
freak-a-leek,
“i can’t take it anymore” sex with some minor cuddling after.
kinda just turned myself on there.
tyler lockett from the seattle seahawks,
like,
at all.
matta fact,
he revealed something that may have you shocked.
a foxholer sent me this and well…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

Andrew Caldwell Is Not A Virgin Anymore (Our Prayers Worked!)

screen-shot-2016-11-30-at-4-39-08-pmthe delusions.
well besides being shifty,
but the delusions.
so it has happened ya’ll!
i know you all were praying for this hyena,
but andrew caldwell has touched a wimmenz.
that’s right.
this is what he uploaded on his fb to tell us…
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Posted in DEAR JAMARI FOX, "HELP!"

f0xmail: He Isn’t My “Ideal”, but I May Want Give Him My Virginity. Help!

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Hey Jamari,
Been lurking in the foxhole for years – needless to say I enjoy everything I read.
Thank you for your authenticity and for your insight. Just by being you, you’re not only entertaining and informing folk, you’re helping folk.
Getting down to it, I need a third opinion on a situation I’m in.
Ok, so … we all have a thing right? My thing has always been height. I’m 26, 5’11, and am really only attracted to guys taller than me. Don’t know what it is but it’s always been that way. I feel like there’d be a thrill in topping a tall guy and I’ve always made the joke that I’d never let an itty bitty baby climb my back. I am equal opportunity however and have found myself attracted to (and talking to) dark, light, wide, narrow, masculine, feminine but the deal breaker has always been height. I’ve liked random athletes and celebrities and once I discovered they were shorter than me, it’s like a switch flipped. Instant turn-off.
Also, I’m like the last gay virgin. I have always wanted the first time to be with a dude I was in a relationship with. I have missed some good FINE piece but at least they were straight up and let me know they just wanted to fuck with no pretense. I don’t want the first time to be a random I get sprung over.
Fast forward to today. I recently made a friend in a colleague who I assumed was straight. After he left the company for a better position, we got closer and started hanging out. I’m not really flamboyant so after a couple months, he asked me if I was gay. I admitted I was and he admitted he was bi and that he only befriended me because he thought he could smash. Negative. He’s like 5’9. On top of that, I do not find him attractive at all. What’s the problem then? His energy, his aura … is sexy AF!!! Now that we know about each other, he’s always making comments and jokes about having me. I laugh it off but I think about it. He’s so confident it’s sexy. And sometimes I even find myself jacking off to the thought of him. But, I repeat, I don’t like him! It’s like I’m just super horny. He’s asked me if I would ever consider a relationship with him – we’ve had very candid convos – and I admitted I wouldn’t. Before that, I even got pissy drunk one night, got horny, and found my way over to his condo. He felt me up but he didn’t take advantage – said he wanted me to make that decision in my right mind.
Should I give him a chance? Shade is, I really wanna fuck and get fucked but I always I thought it’d be with a tall guy who I was actually attracted-attracted to. He really is good people tho. I just don’t want to feel like I am compromising what I want…or thought I’d have? Could it be he just happens to be present and showing me attention? My BFF thinks I’m being superficial and acting spoiled. My sis says I’m just worried that after holding out for so long, nothing else will come around.

Jamari,
what would you do?
Foxhole,
what would y’all do?

MY ADVICE

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The Virgin Suicide

Screen Shot 2014-05-28 at 8.18.35 PMwe all want to be accepted.
we all want to be liked and loved.
it’s what drives us into wanting popularity.
it makes us create personas on social media accounts.
everyone in this world wants attention.
what happens to those who can’t achieve popularity?
those who are outcasts to society?
elliot rodgers is the perfect example of an outcast to society.
instead of him using it to fuel his drive for power,
he decided to shoot up innocent victims in a fit of rage at santa barbara…
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Posted in CONCRETE FOREST STATE OF MIND ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

Awww, Is That Your STD Or You Just Happy To See Me?

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not all of us.
but if this ain’t scary news.
lord knows i had a crazy day today,
and then an f-bi sends me this…

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The Jackal Wolf Who Is Going Around Town Giving People Aids

you know it pissed me off that i couldn’t post about this guy right here:

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take a good look at him.
looks like a wolf that if you met him,
and he had some swagg and charm,
you probably would have given him some.

alas,
he is the enemy.
the bad guy.
the new breed of jackal wolf.
everyone meet isaac don burks.
he is currently wanted for murder.
if you aren’t careful,
you could be a victim…

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