The Tail of Jamari’s First Date

First dates.

That is a phrase most of us haven’t heard in a while.
Some of ya’ll: NEVER.

“A date? wtf is that?”

You have to make sure you look good, find the right fit,
and lastly – wonder if he was impressive enough to give him some of that ripe booty.

Wolves and Foxes don’t date anymore.
We kind of just fuck our way into things.
No going to a low-key restaurant and getting to know each other.
Maybe even go grab drinks at a sports bar and talk.
It is date at the crib, boil some sausages, and then deep throat the Wolf’s other sausage.
You know how it goes these days.

Is dating dead amongst Foxes and Wolves?

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FUCK! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! SHIT!

SMFH.

My world has a series of ups and downs.
I should have a damn reality show with all this fuckery going on,
One minute, I am up and then the next,
I am somewhere on the ground floor wandering around in the lobby.
Sometimes I want to tell Satan, “Oh ok very funny! What’s next?”

… and then I realize he ain’t joking.
He is very intent on making my life hell.
Or, is it me?
Am I the cause of my own problems and I just don’t realize it?
I started to wonder:

Are these my lessons…. or my lapse in the right judgement?

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f0xmail: Oh Where, Oh Where Did My Special Friends Go?

I got this email and I had to post it.
Why?
MANY FOXES GO THROUGH THIS!
I need you guys to read this:

Hey, Jamari its Ronnie. I need to vent! Im really so over these hookup sites (jackd, grindr) I tried to get into it again, but its just not what it is. Met one guy he was cool, he text me tonight but was a lil short with his words and it takes Him 10 mins to respond, so I get on grindr and who do I see him thats why hes taking forever to respond. Then I see this one dude who I just fucked on the weekend, the one who act like he cant return a fucking text. I text him a simple “Hows it going?” I dont get a response till almost 4 days later, but when he need something he try and text. I got his ass good one time he thought I was going to rent him a car so he could see his fam 4 xmas. Sure! Told him I went out of town lol. Its so crazy he 28yrs old bout 30 acting dumb as fuck. I know we not dating but damn im just saying hi WTF? I really liked him too. Idk im just feeling some kind of way, I dont want no boyfriend right now. All im asking for is a special friend, someone who will treat me right, who dont ignore me when I text, who actually wants to spend time with me, not just fuck. These men here in Atlanta are something else. Idk, i see so many good looking guys and I bet they aint bout shit. I guess im just fustrated and disappointed a lil maybe. Thanks for listening