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Aunt Wendy Ain’t Going Down That Easy (Well…)

i’ve seen some disturbing shit in my young life,
but this was a doozy.
no pun intended.
so wendy williams collapsed on live tv today.
this is how it went down.
again,
no pun intended…
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No Place Is Safe Anymore (Survive)

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a day after the tragic shootings in orlando and i was a paranoid summabitch.
when i got to work this morning,
i thought about if some gun toting psycho was to bust through the door.

what would i do?
where would i go?
how would i handle it?

in my mind,
i would be an “x-man” and fly out the window.
or i would be the second best thing next to jason statham.
all those outcomes don’t equal what would happen in reality.
yes.
reality.
the place where shit really happens.
you know what kills me?…
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NFL PRE SEASON FOOTBALL TIME!

SL-NFL-Helmet-Logosthe nfl baller wolves are back!
ring the alarms and get some snacks.
the pre season football games for your friday night!

Miami Dolphins vs Jacksonville Jaguars   19:30 Miami Dolphins vs Jacksonville Jaguars

New York Jets vs Detroit Lions   19:30 New York Jets vs Detroit Lions

New England Patriots vs Philadelphia Eagles   19:30 New England Patriots vs Philadelphia Eagles

Chicago Bears vs Carolina Panthers   20:00 Chicago Bears vs Carolina Panthers

Houston Texans vs Minnesota Vikings   20:00 Houston Texans vs Minnesota Vikings

Kansas City Chiefs vs New Orleans Saints   20:00 Kansas City Chiefs vs New Orleans Saints

Arizona Cardinals vs Green Bay Packers   20:00 Arizona Cardinals vs Green Bay Packers

Dallas Cowboys vs Oakland Raiders   22:00 Dallas Cowboys vs Oakland Raiders

x click here to all games LIVE

*click name of game you want to watch on site,
you should see “link”.
when you click there will be an ad.
let it load and hit close.
wallah.

Posted in I GOT A QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Would You Put That Soft Slimey Thing In Your Mouth?

tumblr_lkq4jdouuc1qatzgco1_500they say you have to kiss enough frogs before you meet your prince.
can i get a rough estimate?
seriously?
well on a totally different topic,
and side of the world,
people in japan are eating live frogs as sushi

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Does The Foxhole Want To Attend Summer JamXX?

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too much hoodrat in that audience.
we don’t sea of ratchet in the foxhole anyway.
i require backstage passes for these events.
so i got you for hot97 summer jam 20th edition

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Miguel Says, That “Pussy Is Mine”

would you let miguel own your cupcakes?
would you let him lick your cream filling off?
well, he wants to own that pussy

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