King James Cums Back

Screen Shot 2014-07-11 at 6.11.04 PMthe decision made round the world.
king james is going back to cleveland.
the mailroom wolves were all in a tizzy today.
i wonder if daniel gibson,
keyshia cole ex husband and ex teammate,
sent him a congratulations text?
i wonder how he feels going back to his past to start over?
the same city that bad mouthed him when dropped them?

when he left for miami,
the cleveland fans did not take his departure so lightly.
it takes guts to say he is going back.
plus can he even get a ring on his own?
without a super team to assist him?
hmm.
this is going to be an interesting upcoming season.

lowkey: he should have come to new yawk.
that would have been fun.
hmph.
next up: carmelo’s decision.

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Beyonce Looking At A Baller Wolf Like A Piece Of Meat?

beyonce-tumblr-1so it’s all on eyes on beyonce since #elevatorgate.
everyone is waiting for something.
anything.
i don’t know why.
you gonna be waiting a long time.
beyonce is good at being “beyonce”.
well she was at a basketball game recently with jay and the way she looked at king james
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King James Got Dem Bars Fo’ Dat Azz Son! (Killah)

lebron-james-championship-paradeso king james is on a roll.
he is one of the top baller wolves of this generation,
has a beautiful family,
his mountain of a body makes me absolutely weak,
and he pretty much has the world at his fingertips.
he also has “the itch”.
no not crabs silly.
he has the same itch kobe and shaq had.
whats that “itch” you ask?
the itch to rap.
that’s right.
king james can afford to rent out a studio and make us regret we have ears.
here is a sample of his rap “skills” over jay’s “fuckwithmeyouknowigotit“…
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King James Gets Caught Up Trying To Get Some Maybe Drawz?

2dt6mp5nbc associate producer,
stacy klein,
went dry snitchin’ on king james on instagram while he was visiting the white house.
who knew the oval office was a great alleged hook up spot?

I0nR1well wait…
maybe he was getting the number to trade recipes?
no?
okay i’ll sit down over there.

lowkey: king is getting sloppy.
all i’m sayin about this

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King James Got Me A Job!

-1-9well not exactly.
so i had a dream last night that king james got me a job.
i guess i was in the right dream at the right time.
this is how it went down…

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King James Was About Break Something OFF In That Ass

Lebron-James-Opening-Ceremonydon’t let the suit fool ya,
king  james got some “hood nigga” in him.
his teammate,
mario chalmers,
was about to experience that “hood” just last night…
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