Night Night! Keep Your Butt Hole Tight!

“A California teenager appearing in court for allegedly sodomizing two students in separate incidents yelled “get me out of here” as he was led away from his family by bailiffs. Fernando Salgado was one of four students at A.B. Miller High School, in Fontana, Calif., arrested in the attempted sodomy of another student with steel rebar while the other three – all minors – allegedly held the boy down and removed his pants, reported KTLA. Another incident took place June 14 involving three students who allegedly held down another boy while Salgado attempted to sodomize him with a wooden broom handle, according to KTLA. “The allegations are something that have been just gut-wrenching for us,” Fontana Unified School District Superintendent Cali Olsen-Binks told the station. Salgado, 18, pleaded not guilty to two felony counts of sexual penetration and false imprisonment while sobbing in front of his family. Eventually he became so upset he jostled bailiffs before being physically restrained and led out of the courtroom. The judge and lawyers left the room as bailiffs dimmed the lights and also escorted Salgado’s family out of the courtroom, with his sister shouting, “What if that was your son?” the San Bernadino Sun reported. The alleged incidents both took place in the same summer school masonry class taught by Emmanuel Delarosa” – NY Daily News

“GOD!
I JUST GOT FUCKED LAST NIGHT!
I DON’T THINK I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE!”


He wasn’t sobbing when he shoved that metal pipe in his classmate’s ass…

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Can You Guess Which 3 Basketball Wives Just Got Fired?

Funny enough,
the ones who got fired didn’t strike me as old chicken heads

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God Kills Optimistic People, Don’t He?

I thought about something today.
What would Jamari be without “thinking“, huh?

I was laying in my bed this morning,
after making a muthafucka of an omelet I might add,
and I was thinking about losing it all….

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God, I Never Been Fucked In My Ass Harder Than I Have Been With Karma

Job 4:8 says, “As I have observed, those who plow evil and those who sow trouble reap it.”

Do you believe the following Bible verse?
If not, stand by the window so that lightning bolt can proceed to hit your ass.
I am a strong believer in that little bitch named “Karma”.


I have seen her come in and whip people in to shape RIGHT.
She is like a super hero for good.
Bad people did something wrong or ignorant and they were indeed punished.
I, alas, have even experienced some karma of my own.
I started to wonder…

Is karma just something we hold onto when we are done wrong?

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Why Did You Even Open Up That Big Fat Mouth?

Look at this picture:

What do you think now that you know the REAL deal?
Does it disappoint you?
Or, do you roll your eyes and laugh?
I am moreso looking at her face.
Her smile seems forced and her eyes scream, “EXIT!”.

That picture got me thinking about contradictions.
Why do people contradict themselves when they know their day will come?

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Karma Will Be The Flaming Hemmroid Of Your Life

The way we treat people always comes back full circle.

Do you believe that?
Are you a believer in karma?
Do you believe that what we do to others ALWAYS comes back to us?
I have seen people reep karma for what they did to me,
while others have moved on and appear to have perfect lives.
I usually feel hurt and I pray that I move on fast, but in reality…

Should we always depend on karma to right our wrongs?

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