sadness just doesn’t go away.
it can be on hold,
but it still lingers in the background.
i can go to the maldives tomorrow,
stay in one of those huts on top the blue water,
and get banged doggy style every night in the ocean…
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well miley cyrus fresh out of rehab.
which rehab,
you ask?
“the temporary effects of appropriating black culture“.
i bet she was a honor student because look at her new video for “malibu”.
it also happens to be her new single…
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the baiting game.
the correct definition is when someone,
male or female,
goes fishing for an unsuspecting male’s nudes.
do they bait vixens too?
a majority of the time,
a male pretends to be a female.
sometimes,
in rare cases,
they know he is a male too.
the end goal?
either post the nudes online or charge a fee to view.
well the first baiter got exposed and is now facing jail time.
a foxholer sent me this story.
everyone meet derrick jones from philly…
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you know i saw shad moss aka bow wow in real hd.
i thought he was fine af.
short af,
he looks even better in person.
my issue is this scandal he found himself in:

…to as you know,
getting allegedly caught up like this on someone’s snapchat:

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^this one needs a show.
after this football career is over,
please give him some kind of something.
i’d watch.
so cam newton went on vacation.
football season is over so why not?
i had to post this picture for the foxhole from his ig…
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when i saw his phone the last time we saw each other,
i already knew the answer.
the screen was cracked the fuck up,
chips was missing from the armor,
and it was completely broken down.
i asked him:

“omg why does your phone look like that?
it never looked like that when we hung up.”

he didn’t answer.
he knew the answer as much as i did too.
he always had a phone case and screen protector.
he actually gave a fuck about those things when i was in his life.
when we were together…
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