i guess this takes “i got cho back” to a whole new meaning.
you look at ^that pic and think what a beautiful couple.
here are some more:

“omg!
matching phone cases?!?
so cah-utes!”

well,
they both showed out in sephora and well…
Continue reading “Ronnie and Clyde: The Couple That’s Everyone’s Relationship Goals?” →

i need the work out attentionistos to do the following:

work out
shut up
thirst trap

i don’t need to hear them “think”,
let alone give an opinion.
^that attentionisto who does by @royal_mcmxciii has an opinion.
an opinion about gays/bi sliding in his dms.
he posted this on his ig via a f-bi…
Continue reading “Stop Sending Me Your Gay Ass DMS! Live Your Life!” →

once upon a time,
there was a fox who (had) (wanted) love for (from) everyone.
he didn’t have a big family and secretly yearned for a sense of belonging.
as he was treated like an outcast within his own family,
all while growing up in a strict household.
it turned him into a very nurturing creature.
he vowed to never treat others the way he was treated.
he is (was) what he thought was a “good friend”,
but he had to ask himself…

Continue reading “You’re About To Eat Some Of This Good Pie” →

there are certain things that i never think would have to me.
i mean,
a fox has been through a lot,
but certain things are not on my “shit that would happen to me” list.
that would include:

breaking my leg on a ski jump
a freak accident while alligator wrestling
my new career as a “fire eater” backfires

well something on my “list’ happened and i’m in so much pain today…

Continue reading “The Great Fall of Jamari Fox” →

*the following video is parental advisory
viewer discretion is advised.

speaking of dog mauling,
has the foxhole seen the following video?
it happened in st. paul; minnesota.
an older vixen was taking out the trash when she was mauled by a dog.
a fuckin’ police dog.
the following video is graphic af so hold on…
Continue reading “Who Knew Taking Out The Trash Could Be So Dangerous” →

…cause ain’t no way she died by a alleged human.
sometimes when someone close to us dies,
we are in complete shock over it.
i know when my parents died,
i wanted to sue the hospital for neglect.
i was filled with grief and wanted this imaginary justice.
this on-going story might be different.
so you know how that snow bunny was mauled by her pits in the last entry?
her friend claims it may have been foul play.
a foxholer sent me what she told “the daily mail”…
Continue reading ““She Wasn’t Mauled By Her Pitbulls! It Was A Yeti That Killed Her!”” →