Eat My Horse Shit (At The Philly Riots)

*the following story is gross.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

there is a quote in one of my favorite movies that i love.
it was from “two can play that game” and auntie viv said it.
it was something along the lines of:

“why are you in your own house tearin’ up your own shit?
you should be at his house tearin’ up his shit.
afterwards,
you can leave and go home.”

that’s how i feel about what was going down in philly last night.
i know ya’ll won the superbowl,
but did you have to destroy your own shit?
a foxholer sent me a video that disturbed me to the core.
some hyena was out there legit eating horse shit.
yes.
a whole horse dump buffet in those forests.
this is what i was sent
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Odell Beckham JR Is Having The Time of His Life Pissin’ Ya’ll Off

odell beckham jr is in the hot seat once again.
this time,
ya’ll judging him over that superbowl nfl commercial he had last night.
his co star was his teammate,
eli manning,
and well…
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It Goes In Smooth (But Comes Out Fast)

i may never ride a roller coaster again.
i’ll probably never perform on stage.
well,
i can’t sing so that’s highly unlikely.
i’m sure i’ll be a mess when it’ll come to accepting awards tho.
a fox can dream.
i’m fonting this because…

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The Dragging of Justin Timberlake: The Real Event After The Halftime Show

i’m not watching the superbowl.
i was literally catching up on “riverdale” and “acs: versace”.
i popped on twitter to see what was happening,
and it said that justin timberlake was about to perform.
foxhole…
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The Ministry of “NO” (It’s Nice To Live This Way)

wanting to be seen as nice is actually being emotionally manipulative.

i am now starting to realize that.
took me long enough.
sure,
it’s great to be genuine out in these forests.
blessings upon blessings,
but that should always come from the heart.
this is why i don’t like the word “nice”.
it’s used in a manipulative context.
one that i use to do and didn’t realize.
so i was talking to my home vixen yesterday…

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That Kardashian Girl Has Given Birth (The One That’s Been Hiding)

honestly,
i didn’t want to believe it.
i don’t know why.
i guess i assumed she would be “better” than this.
“she is a kardashian for god’s sake…”
well after the last 9 nine months of speculation,
kylie jenner has given birth.
travis scott,
the rapping wolf she only knew for 6 months,
is the father.
this is what she fonted on her ig
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