drake has been growing into a super fine wolf.
like,
every time i see him,
he gets sexier and sexier.
i love his personality too,
but he is clearly on the “glo up” tour.
well not only is papi getting thicker,
i didn’t know his thighs were like this…
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this is the moment that i said out loud “sit down chance”.
chance the rapper gave us a teachable moment yesterday.
when you want to help a lost one from going to the dark side,
but you should really be minding your damn business,
because now look what “had” happened…
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this is our fashion designer ya’ll!
“fall off” x 18.
…and why does he look like a black trump in that picture?
so many questions.
so kanye released a snippet for his alleged new song called “lift yourself”.
“the shade room” gave us a first listen and well…
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that use to be me.
not as bad now,
but i have my moments.
i was doing some thinking today foxhole.
i’m always thinking,
but i came to the conclusion…
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 when did marvin bienaime open a bakery and not tell us?
i mean it’s all bunz and cakes now.
he’s going super hard with the bts nudes.
his latest model,
anthony,
is the latest treat in the honey bunz section…
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i didn’t even know kim zolciak was still on tv!
i was shocked to know she has a legit reality show.
like,
who watches that shit?
well those who watch,
and please don’t raise your paws,
may have to wait.
“don’t be tardy” has been put on hold.
this is what “us weekly” had to say…
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