this is one of the worst texts you will ever receive.
i was gonna turn my phone off for the day too.
after today,
i won’t be doing that anymore.
so my best home vixen texted me that this morning.
it was like the world stopped at that very moment.
the amount of fear that gripped my body just now…
i can’t even put it into font.
i instantly started crying.
she is in maryland; i’m in new yawk.
all the thoughts that went through my head…
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one of my best home vixens was in a car accident yesterday.
she was sitting in her parked car and someone slammed into her.
oh,
and get this…

How he gonna hit her,
get out his car,
and run away?

…and get even more this:

his REGISTERED car,
at that

the “you dun fucked up now” award goes to…
there was a lesson i wanted to share with the foxhole.
one that happened shortly before the accident…

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i feel like an absolute idiot right now.
okay,
let me rephrase that.
i feel like an absolute idiot because i don’t know how to pitch the foxhole.
something i love and want to make a career out of,
i don’t know how to write a fuckin’ pitch email.
it’s like…

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alex wilright.
he is one of the sexiest personal training wolves on ig.
he literally looks like a wolf in the face to me.
that jawline >>>>
well alex is my “hump day wolf” due to that tail of his…
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i was trying to think back if i’ve ever met a rude celebrity.
i’ve seen rude in action (keri hilson),
but i’ve never had any be outright nasty to me.

1. i don’t play that shit
2. i give celebs space

even if on the inside i’m like “holy shit!”,
i make sure to keep it together.
i’ve been lucky to have really pleasant experiences thus far.
well someone on instagram had a lot to font about ej johnson.
a user by the name of @the_untamed_socialite posted this…

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we’ve all made jokes about michelle williams from destiny’s child.
from her falling during performances,
or simply not being able to keep up with beyonce and kelly,
she has been the butt of many jokes.
hell,
anyone who wasn’t b in that group was the butt of jokes.
i use to say she must be super strong because folk use to go in.
hell,
i use go in.
over the years,
michelle has been pretty vocal about her struggles with depression.
yesterday,
she posted on her ig that she seeking help for her mental health issues…

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