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Ray Rice Explains Why He Played “Whack A Mole” In The Elevator

ray-rices-girlfriend-janay-palmer-instagram2so ray rice has an explanation why he knocked his fiancee senseless.
its a pretty interesting theory he has.
i’ll let tmz sports give you further details…
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Chris Brown Got That Ass To’ Up

tumblr_n80actGBsr1te9t19o1_500i was cheering chris on.
he,
and his picnic table blouse shirt,
decided to show out at the bet awards last night.
he looked healthy and the weight does wonders for him.
i was excited and happy for him.
thennnnnnn i see him “showing out” at the after party…

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Drunk In Gay (Someone Take Me Home)

drunkinlovedon’t you love when the straights start telling you what they “won’t” do?
especially when it comes to gayness?
so rick perry,
texas re-pub governor who is running for 2016 election,
has some things to say about being gay.
so he says may have the genetic coding to fuck a man,
BUT it’s choice not to get drunk off the feeling.
so you won’t see rick with a bottle of “booty bang” anytime soon…
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Beyonce Is A Bad Girl ( And She Needs To Be Punished)

tumblr_my50f8aeic1qc5i9so1_500so b is trying this “not picture perfect” by having a little fun.
well she had a private party for the release of her super successful self titled album,
beyonce,
at dave and busters in new york.
i got my invite,
but due to me being in florida…
well, you know.
she did something strange at this particular party.
you ready for it?
she took shots.
with a fan.
GASP!
I KNOW!
HOW COULD SHE?!
well her people have been pulling the video down left and right,
just like the time when she fell on stage many moons ago,
but i got the video before olivia pope tells me take it down…
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foXXX: Hard Pipe Over Diarrhea Splatter

tumblr_mtdl0862p51rfou0fo1_r1_1280would you have sex in the club over a toilet that looks like that?
well these two crazy ratchets did at oz nightclub in st. louis!
check it out (kinda sorta nsfw and 18^):

x click here to see ratchet at it’s finest

when you’re horny all logic goes out the window?
or down the toilet in this case.
i think she was drunk and they met for the first time.
just a hunch.
well on the positive…

he was tearin it up with a condom on.
on the negative…
i think ima be sick.

barf

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Two Vixens; One Dirty Sanchez

DIGIPIXwell not exactly.
baller wolf,
mark sanchez of the ny jets,
likes to have fun.
he could be drunk off his naked ass.
well an f-bi linked me to just that from a story terez owens posted.
it shows two vixens; one bum

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