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I’ll Have A Cup of Semen With My Sandwich Please

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wtf is going on with the world?
it’s like the jackals are coming out more and more.
before we know it,
they will start overtaking the good.
so this jackal decided to pour his semen on this vixen at panera bread.
yup.
he just walked up to her and gave her head a cup fulla nut.
cbs12 has more on this disgusting story…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Is This What Happens When You Ride The “D”?

Dtrain…you get infested with bugs?
when you ride the trains of new yawk,
you are bound to see any and everything.
it is always an adventure.
well this crazy she-hyena decided to violate with every inch of her life.
she let some damn bugs off on the d train.
a foxholer sent me the story from the new yawk daily news and well…
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Posted in DEAR JAMARI FOX, "HELP!"

f0xmail: I Tore His Bunz Up, I’m Over It, But He Wants More! Help!

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Hey Jamari,

Recently my biggest fantasy turned into my worst nightmare. For the last few months I have been crushing on this trainer at my gym. He is fine as hell! So fine that he should be plastered all over tumblr. I’m 6 ft so he is about 6ft 3, a redbone with few tattoos, big chest, big arms, and football player’s booty. Just like we like him. Anyway we speak every now and then, mostly about fitness. He gives me some tips since I’m too cheap to hire a trainer. I never had any awkward interactions with him like you do with Work wolf but my spider senses insisted he plays for the team.

Finally after following each other on IG I discover he has a Girlfriend! A white one at that. Boo! So I tossed my feelings aside and just called it an L. Well I was in the gym one day…on Jackd…don’t judge me. And I saw a chest pic that looked mighty familiar and close. It was him! Long story short after confirming he was bi curious we made plans to kick at his crib. I know don’t judge me. He is fine! So I did not give a fuck about fucking that lady’s boyfriend. Well the joke was on me. Jamari he went from str8/bi-curious to a power bottom real quick! Jamari I’m a bottom but I occasionally I top. When we met up I didn’t expect booty to be on the menu but he had an ASS out of this world. So I fucked the shit out of him.

The problem is now that I fucked him, he keeps blowing me up for some more dick. He says he used to messing with white guys but he loves chocolate because of me. I’m not gone lie I’m tempted because the booty was good but he has turned me alll the way off. Sending me ass pictures and videos of him smacking his ass in the middle of the day. I blocked him on my iphone but he just started hitting me up on Jackd. Honestly he’s a nice guy but I’m not interested anymore.

How do I tell this to him in a nice way?

MY ANSWER…

(…oh and the following will be:

nsfw
18^
kinda not for “the straights”)
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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

Crazy May Have An “R” On His Forehead

tumblr_nnd8mrAZM41qjl96uo1_540he looks absolutely crazy.
like the type to not let you go,
still texts even when you say stop,
and might even hide out the bushes but…
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Posted in THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE

This Jackal Wants To Kill Rihanna

Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 10.32.58 PMlook at this fuckin crazy shit.
this bat shit cray cray jackal is literally outside rihanna crib…
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Posted in TURN YO TV ON

Someone Get A Prayer Blanket for Andre Lyon

tumblr_nkpz7t7GIE1qbmp7lo3_500“of course sometimes shit go down
when there are no meds on an elevator…”

andre!
baby!
i’m comin!
as soon as my car comes to get me!
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