well i’ll be the first to say it.
i was completely wrong about ciara and russell wilson.
i thought they were some pr constructed couple.
they just got engaged.
you read right.
of course it was all caught on ig…
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aren’t they cute?
ciara and russell wilson making us all jealous for valentine’s day.
well not really.
see russell wilson is hot and ciara is hot ‘n’ horny.
this “abstaining before marriage” thing is killing that poor vixen.
that smile is actually saying:
please fuck me.
just fuck me nice ‘n’ hard.
this is what ciara had to say via people magazine…
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who would have thunk…
beyonce would have shown up for a random birthday party.
one that was for ciara,
of all people.
well russell wilson,
ciara’s baller wolf,
threw a marvel themed b-day party of ciara over the weekend.
beyonce showed up as storm and well…
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so i’m just going to say it.
im starting to think everyone is wrong.
that is ciara pushing little future at the seattle seahawks training camp.
and then this happened…
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*insert some ratchet jamari foolishness here*
well ciara released her new video “dance like we’re making love” and well…
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you see the “glow” on both of their faces?
no its not the “we bang everyday” glow.
its the “we aren’t having sex at all due to my religious beliefs” glow.
well ciara and russell wilson are not having sex.
russell wilson told pastor miles mcpherson,
of rock church near san diego,
that there will no closing of any partitions in the back of their limos.
check the interview here…
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