i don’t want to practice that dance.
i want to dance to:

*insert some ratchet jamari foolishness here*

well ciara released her new video “dance like we’re making love” and well…
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you see the “glow” on both of their faces?
no its not the “we bang everyday” glow.
its the “we aren’t having sex at all due to my religious beliefs” glow.
i know.
weird.
well ciara and russell wilson are not having sex.
like,
at all.
russell wilson told pastor miles mcpherson,
of rock church near san diego,
that there will no closing of any partitions in the back of their limos.
check the interview here…
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well she may not be able to sell “jackie”,
but ciara damn sure sold this!
an vix-bi sent me this update today.
she is the new face of roberto cavalli’s ’15 spring/summer and well…
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  ciara got baller wolf,
russell wilson,
pushing her baby in the streets.
i guess this is really happening.
i’ll allow it.
future: -0

guess which singing vixen is squeezing on all that russell wilson booty?
well the forest has been talking.
you will never guess who he took to the white house state dinner tonight…
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i always got this impression future had some good pipe.
hell ciara confirmed it for us.
*waves* hi c…
he seems like the type you put in the “fwb” category.
the wolf you let smash because he was “there” and it turned out to be good.
real good actually.
so you keep on doing it until you get married or saved.
you know those types.
one of the f-bi sent me a treat today.
it’s a groupie on future’s alleged dick report for our review from balleralert.
lets take a look shall we….
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