chrisette michele is still explaining herself.
well she had a nice conversation with billboard.
what happened after she performed for donald trump via baller alert…
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you gotta be careful who your “hypeman” is.
it could either be a friend,
or your s/o,
but the wrong hyena or jackal could have you out here looking crazy.
well chrisette michele’s hypeman happens to be her wolf,
after spike lee banished her work from his project,
this is what he retweeted from her twitter via baller alert…
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i don’t think you should go.
i have a bad feeling about this.
i really think you should stay home tonight.”
we have all heard stories like this.
someone begs another not to do something,
they do it anyway,
and some shit happens.
either they end up dying tragically or regret not listening forever.
well that is similar to this whole “chrisette michele/trump” debacle.
i see a lot of “us” saying:
get that money!”
“if trump asked me to sing for that amount,
i’ll do it!”
there is a problem with those things.
it shows me that you’re morally bankrupt.
this is the reason why…
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chrisette michele is the soul we are talking about today.
the trump forests allegedly paid her 250k to perform this mess…
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“i got all these pineapples talking about me finally!”
so the forests have a lot to say about chrisette michele.
this is the most publicity she has had in her career.
who knew selling her soul to trump would do it.
so she went ahead and released a statement for us.
there is a reason why she is performing at trump’s inauguration.
this is what she had to say…
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so it’s happening in a few days.
matter a fact.
donald trump will be sworn in as our new president.
that means you or i can try out for the gig.
clearly the standards have lowered.
well the talk has been about who will headline the festivities.
ya’ll damn near scared jennifer holiday back into irrelevancy.
sadly another negro vixen child has allegedly taken the gig.
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