“i got all these pineapples talking about me finally!”
so the forests have a lot to say about chrisette michele.
this is the most publicity she has had in her career.
who knew selling her soul to trump would do it.
so she went ahead and released a statement for us.
there is a reason why she is performing at trump’s inauguration.
this is what she had to say…
wtf are you fontin’ about?
you are willing to be a bridge?
a bridge for what tho?
you are going up there to sing.
you aren’t going to have a town hall meeting.
you are the hired help to perform and take your ass on.
who was i stanning for when she first came out?
chrisette cannot be this dense.
i feel this is about money and she sold herself to the highest bidder.
i hope she realizes she is pretty much done once she gets off that stage.
she’ll be on some unsung special talmbout:
“That was a low moment in my career”
it shouldn’t be.
everyone is begging her not to do it.
it’s her decision to be a dumb ass.
she better hope trump books her for parties and bar mitzvahs.
lowkey: chrisette is too “deep” for her own good.