“onlyfans” is the new career move.
pornhub,
be damned!
where else can an attentionisto be naked,
fuck,
and get the check cut for it?
so guess the latest to join “onlyfans”…
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i’m starting to think there is a drug in these forests that’s hard to kick.
what’s it called?
“being an attentionisto“.
it’s like coke.
once you get that first hit,
you keep searching for that same high over and over.
instead of it being snorted up your nose,
it’s the likes and attention that comes with social media.
jon moody seems to have gotten that hit.
ever since he got on “southern charm: new orleans”,
he has been rather extra.
well a foxholer sent me this video he put on his ig…
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attentionistos.
i get it.
you wanna be:

models
actors
rappers
personal trainers
nba baller wolves

…and whatever dreams you have.
i have dreams too,
but i still work a day job as i’m pursuing my goals.
so a foxholer sent me a dm he got from an attentionisto.
this is what he had to font…

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that use to be me.
not as bad now,
but i have my moments.
i was doing some thinking today foxhole.
i’m always thinking,
but i came to the conclusion…
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remember when george hill was “that attentionisto”?
like,
remember he was the one everyone wanted to fuck?
well i saw the latest on my tumblr feed and…
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foxholers always ask me,
especially on the ig foxhole:

“Why don’t you ever tag names on your posts?”

in a perfect world,
i’d love to spread the “this is who this is” love.
in return,
they’d show me love and we’d live in a forest of peace,
harmony,
and promotional networking.
this ain’t a perfect world tho.
98% of these males don’t even say “thank you”.
the only time i hear from them is:

“I GOOGLED MYSELF AND SAW YOUR ENTRIES ON ME!”

…which leads into the email i got this morning…

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