i ain’t even gonna cap but:
IN HIS PRIME,
I WOULDA LET MARLON BRANDO TAKE ME TF DOWN.
i’m not talmbout “godfather” marlon.
i’m talmbout “a streetcar named desire“-era marlon:
if i met a dude right now that looked and acted like marlon in this movie….
Jesus help him cause i’m taking him for a ride.
“ask me if i give a damn cause i don’ttttttttttt.”
it seems like the late marlon took down many celebs in his prime too.
a tiktok revealed who became a body in his contact list…
LMAOOOOO MARLON WAS KNOCKIN EM DOWN pic.twitter.com/C5oPyAsXig
— uncah jams (@turnandstomp) March 5, 2022
i still can’t get over marvin gaye.
the “gaye” was actually real.
according to marlon per the daily mail:
Marlon Brando changed the way actors thought about their craft, but The Godfather star was never beloved because he was a rebel who thumbed his nose at Hollywood.
His real passion was for social justice, women and sex.
‘When I awake in the morning, the first thing I think about is, ‘Who am I going to f*ck today’? — even if there was a woman sleeping beside him’, writes author William J. Mann in The Contender, The Story of Marlon Brando, published by Harper.
Brando needed different girlfriends for different days of the week.
He slept with the wives of his friends, parked his car around the corner, scaled the fence and snuck in the back way – believing married women were even more exciting to pursue.
He’d say he’d be faithful but he never could stop his tom-catting. But Brando didn’t restrict himself to women.
And he wasn’t a guilt-ridden homosexual but utterly at ease with sleeping either sex.
‘Let’s say sex has no sex’, Brando later stated acknowledging sex with men.
oh so he was community.
anyone could get that dick apparently.
he had relations with:
…and i’m sure more on his hit list.
( x see more details on his hit list here )
Marlon allegedly liked ( x suckin on black peen too )
i think a male who embraces his bisexuality,
and doesn’t gaf is always sexy.
doesn’t gaf isn’t being rude or anti-social.
it’s playing by your own rules and being rebellious.
that brings about confidence and charisma that some don’t execute well.
that has always been sexy to me.
they know how to make you feel like you’re the only person in the world.
marlon had a sex appeal that would be appealing tbh.
i’m sure he was charming af with the intense eye contact in person too.
i think the type of sexy i like doesn’t translate well on socials.
i’m starting to see many of these pretty bois aren’t sexy.
they are just pretty and that’s okay.
i feel like you get the full jist of someone in real life tbh.
i feel that’s where i have the most luck with males tbh.
article cc: daily mail